Madame Durag

This is the housing market in Northern California. Insane.

I’m learning ASL and when I’m practicing I think in Spanish bc the order in which things are said are similar.

Otherwise I think in english

My mom is sending Republican propaganda in our family group chat. SEND HELP!

I mean… it’s koo. I’m not mad I watched it

Jumpscare*

It’s ur fault u ain’t follow me! It’s a whole lot of white lady titties with 45 yr old lesbian jumps are sex scenes

EYE did

I think I wanna get braces again

Do you fully make your bed every day? And do you have decorative pillows? Tryna see if there’s a correlation

It don’t stop

Every fuckin time

Yesssssss 🐟👶🏽

My neighbors car alarm has gone off 8 times since I got home from work……. Plssssssss

I end up eating candy at night so now i been making a smoothie to curb the sugar cravings. Shits rough

Pls send one to my house as well

There becomes a huge personality swap w some characters and it’s like…. wtf is this?

I’m with you

They real heavy handed to get u stuck on the series then rush the hell out the end

Maybe we shoulda listened to those ppl who say in vitro is an abomination

Just started watching King Of The Hills new season and I’m cryyyyin

Selling Tampa*. That’s the Black one. Annndddd….. they don’t hide it on that show 🫣

Go on ahead and look up Selling Sunset on Netflix lmaoooo or Selling Miami. Theyre definitely fuckin to get the high end clients

Soooo he’s a realtor who doesn’t properly save numbers? He fasho fucks his clients lmfaooo

Blackmailing all their asses

Nope

Aye! It was NOT me!!! Let’s be clear!! It was the brother who was telling me why he cut his sister off 🤣🤣🤣 yall plsssss

Wanted to wear a dress but didn’t want to wear a dress so… it’s a vest now

Teen or child? Cause that’s a common trope

I’ll also add though that it was harder to kidnap ppl at that time bc the internet truly WAS faceless. there was no social media where ur piece mealing personal information daily that can be traced to ur location. U had to actually WANT to meet up

Explain! Let the interwebz help u find it