Madame Durag

Madame Durag

@flourishkuhween.bsky.social

37 | Foodie | Good Ole Fashion Shit Talkin | Dad Joke Enthusiast | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Podcast Devourer | Documentary Studier | Autoimmune Girlie

1,124 Followers 894 Following 5,272 Posts Joined Nov 2024
10 hours ago

Yes and she b rolling the hell out of her eyes when I point out a sample 🤣🤣🤣

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15 hours ago

My 70 lb dog gettin a lil too comfortable with shitting in the hallway so she don’t gotta go outside when it’s cold

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22 hours ago

B2k and bow wow been on tour the last 3-4 years with the Millennium tour but there was helllllla ppl on it so they probably didn’t make any money

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1 day ago

Hahahahhaa

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1 day ago

Skyline is gainfully employed okay?!

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1 day ago

Why is #blacksky not updating?

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1 day ago

Wait a minute…

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1 day ago

So many regular income people have had plastic surgery. They b putting it on cards or what?

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3 days ago

Why do men have to ruin the sweetest gestures?

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4 days ago

This coming week has something foul in the air about it. I expect a lot of bullshit is about to happen.

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4 days ago

Accent marks? And yes there’s rules but I have no clue what they are lol. I’ve always just kinda loosely thought certain ones go with certain languages. Like é is for Spanish, è is French

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5 days ago

Dwight uses drugs? Is it cause he’s closeted 👀

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5 days ago

I just started watching Industry and I’m almost to the finale of season 1 and I like it

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6 days ago

Get into Abbott Elementary it’s always a mood lifter.. or cartoons like Bobs Burger if u like stupid humor

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6 days ago

Its premise is end-of-world-evil-rich/government … probably not the best show If u wanna escape fully.

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6 days ago

I was already old enough to have a crush on Pac before he died

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6 days ago

Yap

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6 days ago

MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE

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6 days ago

I went to school w a boy named Brick. Legal name.

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1 week ago

I knew today’s kids was losing recipes but I ain’t expect spaghetti to be one of em!

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1 week ago

The Democratic Party needs to get it the fuck together before California ends up with a republican governor!! Why the fuck are yall splitting up the vote like this?!

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1 week ago

I’m fina make some for dinner tonight just bc this post and I don’t want my kid to be a weirdo when she grows up 🤣

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1 week ago

It’s gotta be a trauma response from parents who worked too much

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1 week ago

How much we wanna bet that these chemicals are allowed in the US and none of the batches get recalled over here?

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1 week ago
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“President Zelensky will you help us shoot down Iranian drones?”

Zelensky:

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1 week ago

And they LIE!!! When I went to buy my house they had that shit looking like a quaint coffee shop. I got there and it was bricks falling out the wall, overlooking a crackhead ally. And they said it was walking distance to public transportation but that shit was like 6 miles away up massive hills

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1 week ago

They do that shit when ur buying a house too. Shit is outrageous asf

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1 week ago

Oops I meant May but that makes it even worse

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1 week ago

Hotels are getting grabby with the money! I just booked a room in April and they’re saying i have a 2 day grace period then my card will be charged for the full amount

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1 week ago

Gotta spread the word!!

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