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@flourishkuhween.bsky.social

37 | Foodie | Good Ole Fashion Shit Talkin | Dad Joke Enthusiast | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Podcast Devourer | Documentary Studier | Autoimmune Girlie

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Mike is… a piece of shit. And why is he speaking on Jordan’s son having diabetes like children can’t get it for non diet-related reasons?

12.10.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2000s hipster? Idk but I still love seeing ppl dress like that

12.10.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love is Blind

12.10.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nick is GAY how tf do these girls not feel it?!

12.10.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We b doing the police work allllll the time on the internet omgggg

12.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just accidentally glutened myself at this restaurant cause my big ass just HAD to have steak on my salad… fina pop so many antihistamines as soon as I get home

12.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw the most disgusting billboard ever.

β€œYou’re protesting Israel but staying silent on Sudan. Wonder why that is.”

By an anti-Semitism group. Did they say β€œthey’re doing genocide too but you’re only mad at us”?!

12.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.10.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I was on episode 4/5 on Love Is Blind but apparently I’m only half way thru episode 2. These ppl are… a lot…

11.10.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did it actually stay juicy? And what was the temp and time pls!

11.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OH! That’s what I thought u might be saying lol. Yeah I’m taking ASL and the learning process online is super limiting. I hate it

11.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no clue what you meant by that

11.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What the middle lookin like tho?

11.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Online classes suck I’m never doing this shit again

11.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sick of every fucking thing requiring an app download

10.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t limit yourself kween

10.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not typically pro AI but maybe this might be the way around the sponsored pushes. Chile I was on a BeyoncΓ© playlist the other day and it played Cardi Bs new album literally every other song. Shit was infuriating

10.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The messaging that work and making money is *supposed* to be the central piece of your life is wrong. Yes I know we've got to make money blah blah blah, but the centerpiece? No. We weren't meant to live like this

09.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think atp putting β€œburglary” in quotes is probably too far cause that shit never happened either lmaooo. wtf is wrong w them. And ain’t Eddie a lawyer? He fina get disbarred

10.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Real Housewives and Fraud, a dynamic duo

10.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I tell you I’ve been starting to respond to these DUMB ppl then erasing it bc they won’t understand anyways…

10.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dopamine.

10.10.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My daughter’s friend said I look like I have two volleyballs for ass cheeks….. I should tell their parents 🀣🀣🀣

10.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw someone in their 30s balancing their checkbook at Costco yesterday and I really paused when I saw her bc I didn’t even know they gave out those check register booklets anymore

10.10.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll become a Nun if we can sing this everyday for morning prayer!! Deal ???

10.10.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone talk me out of asking Trump loving family members if they’re prepared for not getting their next paycheck

09.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there is a defense fund for Letitia James, I will contribute to it.

09.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A'j aWilson is the first athlete in sports history to hit a game winner over a married couple (LMAO)

A'j aWilson is the first athlete in sports history to hit a game winner over a married couple (LMAO)

LMAO they wrong for this!

#WNBA #ACES

09.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 15

That’s exactly what I instructed my teen to do. She just told me this morning about some boy messing with her and I made sure to reiterate to cuss him tf out. And that she better cuss real good 🀣🀣

09.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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