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37 | Foodie | Good Ole Fashion Shit Talkin | Dad Joke Enthusiast | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Podcast Devourer | Documentary Studier | Autoimmune Girlie

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My memory was that he said they were engaging in group sex..not that they were SAโ€™ing her. Did I make that up?

08.12.2025 06:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not only did someone try to hack my computer, my kitchen sink backed up AND I started my period. Is it a full moon bro

08.12.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I definitely did!! Then shut my computer down mad quick. Ima blame that on why I got a C on my final lol

08.12.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plot twist I still had my period while pregnant

08.12.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never did that combo before! Ima try now thooooo

08.12.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As Iโ€™m on my computer studying for my final thatโ€™s due tonight why did somebody get remote access to my screen and start trying to get into my Google settings!!

08.12.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many different ways u can enhance these!! Pickled red onion. Everything bagel seasoning. Furikaki. Just salt & pepper. Lemon juice. Honey. Sooooo goood

07.12.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I gotta do a deep dive on Rick Jamesโ€™s glitter bc how is it shimmering in the dark?!

07.12.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PUT A COAT ON THAT BABY

07.12.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ awww Iโ€™m sorry!!

07.12.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girl this ainโ€™t evolution lolol this is them breeding them improperly

07.12.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I just put my dog in the bath to wash her and why she shit in my tubโ€ฆ. This is a 70 lb dog yallโ€ฆ it was like an adult human shit ๏ฟผ๐Ÿคข

07.12.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I thought I was being extra critical cuz itโ€™s been so long since I saw one so I googled it and omggggg thereโ€™s a whole movement upset about it

07.12.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Have yall seen wtf the new Rotts look like?! Shit is abysmal!! They makin em look like they missing a chromosome

07.12.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thatโ€™s always real funny is when they just change the name. So it may be Home Depot Incโ€ฆ. But the sign says Home Depot. They go bankrupt, change to Home Depot Stores Inc and the sign still says Home Depot but the govnt wiped out their debt legally thru the bankruptcy

07.12.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s really a corporate strategy. Sometimes they take on more debt than they can pay off on purpose so they can call it a lossโ€ฆ. But itโ€™s only a loss in one part of their budget. So the actual money zeros out. Itโ€™s all a damn game

07.12.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bankruptcy really donโ€™t mean nothing for big ass businesses like that. Itโ€™s just a way for them to get out of paying debt and still be able to pay execs a shit ton of money

06.12.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was getting annoyed by the only climaxes were her getting mad and then they start dying. Like how many times can I watch that and it be shocking

06.12.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coke on the eyelids to sew on fake lashes?!!!!!! No fuckin way

06.12.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eating a tapeworm egg on purpose to lose weight is insane

06.12.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is beautiful ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅน

06.12.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does this series pick up after she meets all the other ppl? I was getting bored as hell

06.12.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make it at home. That shit cheap asf

06.12.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just turned on Ugly Stepsister and chile what the helly

06.12.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My neighbor (50 yr old accent having Mexican man) is playing R Kelley soooo fuckin loud in his backyard lmaooo

06.12.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love this!!! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’— It reminds me of the video of shelter pets picking their own gifts (but better!)

06.12.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Donโ€™t u everrrrrrr โ€œmake spaghettiโ€ and itโ€™s just noodles and tomato sauce.

06.12.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That Diddy doc was disturbing. Being an equal opportunity rapist is a level of evil that I canโ€™t even comprehend

06.12.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fasho going to

06.12.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking like it now lol. I got this tracked for pacing w my fibromyalgia but this might have uncovered something else

06.12.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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