Anyways
16.02.2026 03:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@parsee2.bsky.social
I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE Parody account... all posts are made from this bridge! However some replies may not follow this rule!! https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot) (Also, account ran by a certain "chulde" girl...)
Anyways
16.02.2026 03:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0conversation I just had with some bird girl,
her: hi
me: hahahaha kfc looking asssssssuahuuuuuuuuu what the fuckj is that on your head bitch ill crack your skull open
her: cracker
me:
me: what the hell is wreong with you
This strawdoll? Oh yeah I caarvewd him all by myself . ha ha. yeah, Im a woman. yeah I do arts and cwafts.
16.02.2026 03:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I Smell Like Beef. I Smell Like Beef. I smell like
16.02.2026 03:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I propose Parsee's day!!
15.02.2026 04:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Who is Valentine and why does she get a whole day to herself
15.02.2026 04:55 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Parsee Mizuhashi ( ๆฐดๆฉใใใซในใฃ ) from touhou 11: Subterranean Animosity ( ๆฑๆนๅฐ้ๆฎฟ ) standing next to the viewer and holding a letter with a heart sticker. She is trembling and looking away; her face is mostly hidden in shadow. High contrast shadows artwork with a teal tint.
Choose your words carefully...
#Parsee #Touhou #Valentines #Day
Fuckin BULLSHIT
14.02.2026 05:54 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NUH UH!! THE ONE CAKE HERE IS MINE!
14.02.2026 05:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Do NOT ship me with this freak of nature
14.02.2026 05:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh shit that's me!!!
13.02.2026 20:40 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i highkey hate her but DAAMN is she hot as hell (haha get it, cuz like... former helll..................)
13.02.2026 17:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Here's crying Parsee!
#touhou #touhouproject
No you don't.
10.02.2026 04:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean I haven't been sentenced for any of these so i think they count as allegations.... i think......
10.02.2026 03:33 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Uhhh... killing people... uhhhh... stealing from people.... anddd.... uh.... kicking people!!
10.02.2026 03:24 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Untrue!!
10.02.2026 03:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yuh! Mah thin'!
10.02.2026 03:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What is she looking at, shoo
10.02.2026 02:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NOT THAT ALLEGATION!!
10.02.2026 02:56 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Amazing word am i right
10.02.2026 02:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0EWWWWW
10.02.2026 02:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Parsee word of the day: Parsee!!
09.02.2026 19:56 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Who's this handsome chap? #captainwayne #vacationdesperation #chookspost
06.02.2026 20:51 โ ๐ 32 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Like my posts.............
04.02.2026 17:50 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0What if Gensokyo isnnot a real place and everything is happening on Reimu's head and she actually has been in a coma for 40 years..
04.02.2026 08:27 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Who want me
04.02.2026 08:24 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I feel like a lobotomized kid this is awesome
04.02.2026 08:23 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pasee!
04.02.2026 08:23 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Do you ever think biology is like... just not real
04.02.2026 08:22 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0