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I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE Parody account... all posts are made from this bridge! However some replies may not follow this rule!! https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot) (Also, account ran by a certain "chulde" girl...)

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Anyways

16.02.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

conversation I just had with some bird girl,
her: hi
me: hahahaha kfc looking asssssssuahuuuuuuuuu what the fuckj is that on your head bitch ill crack your skull open
her: cracker
me:
me: what the hell is wreong with you

16.02.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This strawdoll? Oh yeah I caarvewd him all by myself . ha ha. yeah, Im a woman. yeah I do arts and cwafts.

16.02.2026 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I Smell Like Beef. I Smell Like Beef. I smell like

16.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I propose Parsee's day!!

15.02.2026 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who is Valentine and why does she get a whole day to herself

15.02.2026 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Parsee Mizuhashi ( ๆฐดๆฉ‹ใ€€ใƒ‘ใƒซใ‚นใ‚ฃ ) from touhou 11: Subterranean Animosity ( ๆฑๆ–นๅœฐ้œŠๆฎฟ ) standing next to the viewer and holding a letter with a heart sticker. She is trembling and looking away; her face is mostly hidden in shadow. High contrast shadows artwork with a teal tint.

Parsee Mizuhashi ( ๆฐดๆฉ‹ใ€€ใƒ‘ใƒซใ‚นใ‚ฃ ) from touhou 11: Subterranean Animosity ( ๆฑๆ–นๅœฐ้œŠๆฎฟ ) standing next to the viewer and holding a letter with a heart sticker. She is trembling and looking away; her face is mostly hidden in shadow. High contrast shadows artwork with a teal tint.

Choose your words carefully...
#Parsee #Touhou #Valentines #Day

14.02.2026 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuckin BULLSHIT

14.02.2026 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NUH UH!! THE ONE CAKE HERE IS MINE!

14.02.2026 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do NOT ship me with this freak of nature

14.02.2026 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh shit that's me!!!

13.02.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i highkey hate her but DAAMN is she hot as hell (haha get it, cuz like... former helll..................)

13.02.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here's crying Parsee!
#touhou #touhouproject

10.02.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No you don't.

10.02.2026 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean I haven't been sentenced for any of these so i think they count as allegations.... i think......

10.02.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uhhh... killing people... uhhhh... stealing from people.... anddd.... uh.... kicking people!!

10.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Untrue!!

10.02.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yuh! Mah thin'!

10.02.2026 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is she looking at, shoo

10.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOT THAT ALLEGATION!!

10.02.2026 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing word am i right

10.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EWWWWW

10.02.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Parsee word of the day: Parsee!!

09.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's this handsome chap? #captainwayne #vacationdesperation #chookspost

06.02.2026 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like my posts.............

04.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if Gensokyo isnnot a real place and everything is happening on Reimu's head and she actually has been in a coma for 40 years..

04.02.2026 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who want me

04.02.2026 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like a lobotomized kid this is awesome

04.02.2026 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pasee!

04.02.2026 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you ever think biology is like... just not real

04.02.2026 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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