Thomas White

Two ships in the night

Kelly Green (feat. Juicy J) Project Pat, Juicy J · Loud Pack · Song · 2011

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Furuous beyond belief.

We need more bitterness on Bluesky. More evil. A land of anguish

It’s good people aren’t trying too hard to be funny over here. Wouldn’t want things to accidentally get interesting

Hendrix died doing what he loved: trying to swallow a guitar

The new apprentice has no respect for sorcery fundamentals. “What are we preparing today, Great Wizard? Another poultice?” I wish ill upon him daily

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster

[Sweeping shot of a guy who was bitten clean in half]
Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human

Finally, a Cormac McCarthy story we can all actually relate to.

Watching the light leave a victim’s eyes can be so hard on empaths

Son, you’ve hardly touched your piece of poop. Could you at least drink a glass of pee before bed?

Sometimes I like to prank my butler with beef wellington

Encountering a lot of toxicity on here, wondering if it’s the lack of strength in numbers. Anybody know of a bigger app we could move to?

I wanted to write a book under the pen name Maxwell Aubergine recently thanks to a briefly sub-80 IQ

Every place of business should have saloon doors

Instant oatmeal time for the boss man

Hungry as fuhhh #NeedMeThatFood

If I ran a Truman Show style simulation I would give the guy up to thirty new rashes per day

I love killing people

Forgot to code switch with my weasel friend and now he’s telling everyone I talk like a vole