New York rent is kicking my ass I get why yβall sell pussy now
02.11.2025 04:06 β π 37 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0@len0killer.bsky.social
Sheriff of this here town
New York rent is kicking my ass I get why yβall sell pussy now
02.11.2025 04:06 β π 37 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm honestly kind of beast for peaking in 2021
26.10.2025 23:19 β π 33 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Enjoy Obama like youβve never used him before. βHawaii Spice: The Presidentβs Body,β available now on iTunes.
25.10.2025 02:15 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Discover Obamaβs enlightening new memoir, based on true Obama facts. βMemories of Barack: The Obama Storyβ available June 2026.
25.10.2025 02:07 β π 40 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Old ass baby
24.10.2025 02:18 β π 148 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0#KillForZohran
24.10.2025 02:08 β π 133 π 22 π¬ 0 π 0Bernie Sanders going on Tim Dillon just shows there is no politician immune to the gravitational pull of a fat red pedophile
24.10.2025 01:56 β π 74 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Two ships in the night
20.04.2025 22:08 β π 113 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0Straight chillin open.spotify.com/track/0UFC1o...
24.02.2025 01:51 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Furuous beyond belief.
19.01.2025 21:32 β π 40 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0We need more bitterness on Bluesky. More evil. A land of anguish
04.01.2025 22:06 β π 61 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0Itβs good people arenβt trying too hard to be funny over here. Wouldnβt want things to accidentally get interesting
04.01.2025 22:04 β π 37 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Hendrix died doing what he loved: trying to swallow a guitar
04.01.2025 22:02 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The new apprentice has no respect for sorcery fundamentals. βWhat are we preparing today, Great Wizard? Another poultice?β I wish ill upon him daily
22.12.2024 02:20 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Keep your friendβs toast and your enemyβs toaster
28.11.2024 03:08 β π 34 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0[Sweeping shot of a guy who was bitten clean in half]
Sci fi coroner: Whatever did thisβ¦wasnβt human
Finally, a Cormac McCarthy story we can all actually relate to.
20.11.2024 23:10 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Watching the light leave a victimβs eyes can be so hard on empaths
18.11.2024 02:58 β π 69 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Son, youβve hardly touched your piece of poop. Could you at least drink a glass of pee before bed?
18.11.2024 02:49 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sometimes I like to prank my butler with beef wellington
17.11.2024 20:38 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Encountering a lot of toxicity on here, wondering if itβs the lack of strength in numbers. Anybody know of a bigger app we could move to?
17.11.2024 20:09 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wanted to write a book under the pen name Maxwell Aubergine recently thanks to a briefly sub-80 IQ
17.11.2024 18:53 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every place of business should have saloon doors
17.11.2024 18:48 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Instant oatmeal time for the boss man
17.11.2024 16:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hungry as fuhhh #NeedMeThatFood
17.11.2024 16:01 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If I ran a Truman Show style simulation I would give the guy up to thirty new rashes per day
15.11.2024 22:21 β π 44 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I love killing people
15.11.2024 22:13 β π 51 π 6 π¬ 1 π 1Forgot to code switch with my weasel friend and now heβs telling everyone I talk like a vole
15.11.2024 21:58 β π 50 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0