Maggie Sheldon

Maggie Sheldon

@maggierae.bsky.social

Writer, reader, director of social at The New Yorker.

602 Followers 493 Following 107 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 months ago

Day one of commuting into the office. After a lifetime of dreaming about living and working in New York City, I’m finally in that timeline. ✨

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3 months ago

Today my 7-year-old took his $5 from his grandma for our road trip, walked into a gas station in Iowa, and bought himself a 5-hour energy. We caught him before he could guzzle it down, but I can’t stop laughing about both the selection and the fact that the cashier didn’t blink an eye.

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4 months ago
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The Mamdani Era Begins His opponents tried to smear him for his youth, inexperience, and leftist politics. But New Yorkers didn’t want a hardened political insider to be mayor—they wanted Zohran Mamdani.

While campaigning, Zohran Mamdani frequently noted that New York is the richest city in the richest country in the history of the world, and that its government could do more for the people who live here. Tonight, he was elected mayor.

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4 months ago
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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

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4 months ago
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Portland Prepares for Invasion The Trump Administration, looking for another TV-ready fight in Oregon, is ready to sic the National Guard on the city’s inflatable-costumed protesters.

Outside of the ICE facility in Portland, Oregon, one can find some protesters in inflatable costumes—frogs, a unicorn, a butterfly picking up a cigarette off the asphalt. The chaos Donald Trump keeps pointing to is harder to find.

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4 months ago

Sitting in a packed airport waiting for a delayed flight. I plopped down next to a woman with her knees curled up, nose in a book. Realized it was Ferrante’s “The Story of a New Name,” the same very book I’m reading right now. I pulled it out of my purse to show her and we had a moment.

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4 months ago

George Saunders and Zadie Smith speaking beautifully about the power of empathy and “the clear water” of literature at #NewYorkerFest. Such a joy to listen to a thoughtful conversation between two of our best writers.

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4 months ago

Ken Jennings delights liberal-arts alum at #NewYorkerFest: What's the difference between a pizza and an English major?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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4 months ago

Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak had the crowd rolling at #NewYorkerFest. Seeing them tonight was a good reminder that the best friendships are deeply creative, full of serendipitous discovery through riffing and improvisation.

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6 months ago
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Picked up these two at Powell’s today. It feels like time to finally read “My Brilliant Friend,” and I’m a big Wesley Morris fan.

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6 months ago

Portland is a beautiful, vibrant city full of some of the kindest, most welcoming people you’ll meet anywhere, not to mention some incredible activists and artists. Fuck this guy.

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6 months ago
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From the IAmA community on Reddit: I’m a fact checker turned writer at The New Yorker. AMA about the magazine’s famed checking department. Explore this post and more from the IAmA community

Curious about fact checking at The New Yorker? Helfand and our deputy head of checking, Teresa Mathew, are answering questions at r/IAmA. Ask yours here:

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6 months ago

Something I’ve remembered this summer, from Wu Tang to LCD Soundsystem: Life is short. Buy the tickets.

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7 months ago
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Tonight’s overindulgence at Powell’s. I don’t need new books to add to my TBR stack, but then again, I do, I do!

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8 months ago
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At my first Portland Pickles game. Impeccable vibes. I love this city.

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8 months ago

We’ve reached the stage of parenthood in which we can watch The Simpsons together as a family, and this is good. Holds up!

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8 months ago

When you're being inundated with all this Fourth of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.

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8 months ago

It’s a proud northwest tradition to honor the solstice with a torrential downpour.

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8 months ago

Sometimes I am in such an acerbic mood that nothing will help but Fiona Apple, on LOUD. Begging this woman for a new album to get us through 2025.

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8 months ago

See also: fear of my adopted city Portland, Oregon

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8 months ago

He’s a disease that must be cut away.

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8 months ago

This whole conversation is generous and vulnerable and very uplifting. Recommend.

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8 months ago

Instant regret for quoting “Ace Ventura.”

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8 months ago

Loo-hoo-ser-her.

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8 months ago

Sometimes a Sunday clean blows, and sometimes it’s the only thing that will soothe my weary soul. Good jams help.

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8 months ago
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Portland, Oregon SHOWED UP to say #NoKings in America! 💪

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9 months ago
Police on horseback, accompanied by officers in riot gear, watch a large crowd of people. One says, “The protesters seem to be doing some sort of joyful synchronized dance. Is it time to call in the Marines?”

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Guy Richards Smit. #NewYorkerCartoons

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9 months ago

Hell is empty,
And all the devils are here.

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9 months ago

The correct way to connect the authoritarian presence in LA and the Big Beautiful Bill is that the bill gives the government the resources to do this in dozens of cities at once. So if you don't like what's happening in LA, it's coming to your town if the bill passes.

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9 months ago

A herring is a fish.

When a herring is preserved by salting and smoking, it turns red and smells.

It's so pungent that it's a great diversion to distract hunting dogs from their trail.

Now, a ‘red herring’ refers to anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.

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