Jonathan Eells

The rapist formerly known as Prince.

Ha, “abridging the freedom of the press”… let’s see how the weasels weasel their way into making THAT sound Constitutional.

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I'm fortunate enough to have visited the White House three times. Once specifically for an East Wing tour. You always entered through the East Wing. I think I'm still in denial.

But Trump isn't just destroying the East Wing. He's destroying America. Simply because he feels entitled to.

Can someone smarter than me explain why Democrats aren’t holding a press conference in front of the demolished East Wing?

Whistleblower Tip Line ☎️

#Resist
#AllOfUs
#AltCitizen

Hey, so, I dropped in to block Shitler’s account but then stumbled upon THIS ONE, and I highly commend it to you: @roguewhbotanist.bsky.social

Mamdani’s Ideas Have Been Tried Before — and Worked Politicians on both the right and the left have used urban subsidies to rise to power in countries around the world.

“Mamdani’s ideas aren’t as outlandish as they may sound in the power halls of New York or Washington. In fact, they’ve been tried elsewhere around the world — by politicians from both the left and right — and in many cases, proved both popular and politically effective.”

#16tonnes

After that execrable video he really has earned the “Shitler” moniker.

There’s lots of pretty good scholarship about non-signatories.

I’ve heard that people who don’t get their mask over their nose are the kind of people who put condoms just on the huevos.

Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say

EVERYBODY WARNED THEM!
“A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail”

The Trump WH spent all weekend ripping Gavin Newsom for being concerned that this stunt by Hegseth and Vance could endanger people driving on one of the busiest highways in America. These idiots are going to get people killed.

Where was Kegsbreath? All these republicans and their avoirdupois???

The American president’s pronouns are “Hague/Immediately”.

LOL, our favorite man-about-town, @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social got the composition JUST RIGHT. 👩🏻‍🍳💋

An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

Couldn’t get the top left one onto Trash Social fast enough. Much gratitude 🙏 🙏 🙏

Yep!

A classic photo of Charlie Chaplin in character as “The Great Dictator”.

I have captured the leader of ANTIFA and am holding him and his popcorn for ransom.

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

The hush money payoff to Stormy Daniels cost more than house Leticia James bought for her grand niece.

I blew a diaper out all over the priest. I’ve stayed at that metaphorical level ever since.

Gah, I had my foods confused. FALAFINE!!!

The bilge I just cleaned out was severely under-performing. My home grown mycelium composite needs to level up.

This cat really resonates with me.

“Hummine”???

A mock newspaper headline reads "BREAKING NEWS" from "ReallyGreatSite.com," dated Sunday, December 20, 2055. The main headline states "PRESIDENT TRUMP EXPECTED TO RENAME SAN ANDREAS FAULT TO JOE BIDENS FAULT." Below the headline is an image of a visible fault line in a landscape, showing a rugged, cracked terrain.

What’s Trump on the Reich-ter scale?