Jest Dr., for Funnybone Ailments

the addition of the pride flag at the end is such the perfect representation of why we critique rainbow capitalism. he doesn’t give a shit about queer people but only when he has to pivot to try to turn a profit. otherwise he has no problem throwing queer folks under the bus

they're obsessed with the color orange, and cowboy hats, and cowboy boots, they wanna be us sooooo bad. stop sending mixtapes to UT they're not listening to them

so I'm from Texas, but I'm visiting Oklahoma State University for a friend and, lmao they're soooo poserish...

ain't no tea sweeter than the "friend from a state away who has been guarding a lost piece of a local puzzle" tea

Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen
Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over

#CRONA

i bet being cut out by the lasso tool and turned from a jpeg into a png must feel so exhilarating

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trying to doodle more and polish less. this is a Pokemon trainer OC, they specialize in Ice type due to shenanigans and don't actually even like Ice #pkmnart

as it turns out, when you oppose the cause that an activist is working for, that activist will criticize you! and they won't conveniently forget your opposition later! they are such wet towels, man

i try to hold myself to posting here at least once a day, to attain Clout, but maybe the reason ive never been internet famous is that truly i don't have anything interesting to say. much to think about

instead of working yourself into an explosive rage you should ask your boss for an explosive raise

[chuckling and shaking my head slowly] zip zop, bro. zip zap zop.

Brennan Lee Mulligan as Cinnamon the magical horse singing "Beautiful horse song magic spell". I paused at a funny moment so he looks really silly

i love The Seven so much

id like to talk on here about how terrible the Dresden Files here but i don't want to, as the kids say, "tag my hate". is there a fun code word we can use for just trashing on a beloved series for recreation and enrichment

you're right, this is true. Junior Year is great but i wish there had been more weaving in The Seven, because it was, i think, THE best season of D20, at least to me

i think it just barely works, that the very end of Seven is the very beginning of Junior, they're incredibly close ships passing. they MUST answer our burning questions in The Seven Two

something special about historical period romances that can be so awful and trite. compels me though

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my favorite break room lunch is "more work". my second favorite is "quitting my job and sailing the ocean blue", but that's out of season at the moment

Two vampires, an Anarch Lasombra and Anarch Ventrue, both giving their 'can you see this shit' face. From Austin Vampire LARP. #vampirethemasquerade #worldofdarkness #larp

late to work because my humours were unbalanced (forgot to put gas in my car over the weekend)

a Thingy in my house

the original "fridgescaping" was just leaving old shit in your fridge to fill space and avoid the desolate view of the truth

im not allowed to get those brown paper bags anymore because she will always, WITHOUT FAIL, get her head stuck in the handle and freak her shit out about it

a small calico cat sniffing a hand

i don't know what else to post just look at my cat

WE DID IT LADS WAHAHAHA

FAME IS MINE

me tripping over a Bluesky butterfly

alright! here we go! brand new social media site, still glimmering with un-mined clout! i've only been attempting internet fame for over a decade, this is finally my chance, it's my turn! let's g