Endsu

Screenshot of wildly inaccurate workout tracking on my Apple Watch.

I appreciate the enthusiasm of today’s workout tracking on my Apple Watch, but question the accuracy. Hopefully this is a fluke and a reboot fixed it. If I could burn 3000+ calories in 90 minutes, I could eat anything I wanted!

Guess I should start booking my trip （╹◡╹）

A gigantic leaf of “baby spinach”

How TF is this behemoth in a bag of “Baby Spinach”? This is clearly some full-grown, adult-ass, tax-paying spinach. (For size reference, I wear size XXL gloves)

Tbh, I was thinking this through the entire movie.

I really enjoyed Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, but it wasn’t nearly as funny as the original Mel Brooks movie.

I really enjoyed Frankenstein. It made me sad, but that was probably the point.

I too am rocking my Bro-ga pants.

It was not. Though I do own the DVD, but it’s currently in a box somewhere with the rest of my physical media.

Agreed. Glad that some streaming movies still include them.

The start page for the movie “V for Vendetta”

As you do.

Maybe all hope isn’t lost.

1979 was a great year for robots.

Not 30 seconds after I finished reassuring my wife that “we’re still cool”, did I do a little dance celebrating that today is trash day. I may have just accidentally proven myself wrong.

Same

I used to say that I love to travel. I discovered on a recent trip that while I do love visiting other places, I most certainly do not love the traveling that I have to go through to get there.

This older (than me) guy who always seems to be sticking his tongue out, and not from exertion or anything, just has his tongue extended through his lips for no apparent reason. Like he wants to taste the air in the gym. It’s weird, you’d have to see it.

There are several, but top of mind is: Skip, Dancing Queen, Twinkletoes, Jacked Jill, Tongue Guy, Pay Attention To Me, Remote Guy, This Bitch…

Is it just me, or does everyone come up with nicknames for people that you see at the gym every morning but never actually talk to?

The cover band that nobody asked for:

The fact that certain populations are accusing Labubus of being Satanic only increases my desire to buy one.

Slightly diminish a band:

Eight Inch Nails

Scene from hackers where Nikon discovers that Crash Override was actually Zero Cool.

Happy Zero Cool Day to those who celebrate.

Vodka and Squirt is delicious

I’ve been trying to learn Japanese, but I wasn’t fast enough. In my defense, Japanese is hard :)

Etsy witches FTW!

Have you ever eaten a burger that was so greasy and cheesy and dense that you had to eat handfuls of raw baby spinach right from the bag so you could feel a little less disgusting?

I know that person too 🤪

Somehow I forgot that there was a ninja tv show in 1984 called “The Master”. Also of note, its first and only season is available on Tubi.

I’m playing Assassin’s Creed Shadows in “Immersive Mode”, so I’m counting it towards my Japanese language studies.