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Waffle House Spokesmodel. Professional amateur. I have the death sentence on 12 systems. He/Him.

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Screenshot of wildly inaccurate workout tracking on my Apple Watch.

Screenshot of wildly inaccurate workout tracking on my Apple Watch.

I appreciate the enthusiasm of today’s workout tracking on my Apple Watch, but question the accuracy. Hopefully this is a fluke and a reboot fixed it. If I could burn 3000+ calories in 90 minutes, I could eat anything I wanted!

11.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I should start booking my trip οΌˆβ•Ήβ—‘β•ΉοΌ‰

13.01.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A gigantic leaf of β€œbaby spinach”

A gigantic leaf of β€œbaby spinach”

How TF is this behemoth in a bag of β€œBaby Spinach”? This is clearly some full-grown, adult-ass, tax-paying spinach. (For size reference, I wear size XXL gloves)

08.01.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh, I was thinking this through the entire movie.

12.11.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, but it wasn’t nearly as funny as the original Mel Brooks movie.

09.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed Frankenstein. It made me sad, but that was probably the point.

09.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I too am rocking my Bro-ga pants.

07.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was not. Though I do own the DVD, but it’s currently in a box somewhere with the rest of my physical media.

06.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. Glad that some streaming movies still include them.

05.11.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The start page for the movie β€œV for Vendetta”

The start page for the movie β€œV for Vendetta”

As you do.

05.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe all hope isn’t lost.

05.11.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1979 was a great year for robots.

31.10.2025 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not 30 seconds after I finished reassuring my wife that β€œwe’re still cool”, did I do a little dance celebrating that today is trash day. I may have just accidentally proven myself wrong.

01.10.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

28.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to say that I love to travel. I discovered on a recent trip that while I do love visiting other places, I most certainly do not love the traveling that I have to go through to get there.

23.09.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This older (than me) guy who always seems to be sticking his tongue out, and not from exertion or anything, just has his tongue extended through his lips for no apparent reason. Like he wants to taste the air in the gym. It’s weird, you’d have to see it.

19.09.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are several, but top of mind is: Skip, Dancing Queen, Twinkletoes, Jacked Jill, Tongue Guy, Pay Attention To Me, Remote Guy, This Bitch…

19.09.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me, or does everyone come up with nicknames for people that you see at the gym every morning but never actually talk to?

19.09.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The cover band that nobody asked for:

01.09.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that certain populations are accusing Labubus of being Satanic only increases my desire to buy one.

27.08.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly diminish a band:

Eight Inch Nails

13.08.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Scene from hackers where Nikon discovers that Crash Override was actually Zero Cool.

Scene from hackers where Nikon discovers that Crash Override was actually Zero Cool.

Happy Zero Cool Day to those who celebrate.

10.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vodka and Squirt is delicious

10.08.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 27.07.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been trying to learn Japanese, but I wasn’t fast enough. In my defense, Japanese is hard :)

27.06.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Etsy witches FTW!

14.06.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever eaten a burger that was so greasy and cheesy and dense that you had to eat handfuls of raw baby spinach right from the bag so you could feel a little less disgusting?

04.06.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know that person too πŸ€ͺ

23.05.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow I forgot that there was a ninja tv show in 1984 called β€œThe Master”. Also of note, its first and only season is available on Tubi.

19.05.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m playing Assassin’s Creed Shadows in β€œImmersive Mode”, so I’m counting it towards my Japanese language studies.

17.05.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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