Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

YES, same! Give me dialogue and schmoopy thoughts all day long but how do you make these fuckers DO things and make it sound interesting???

stop using chatgpt (etc), stop using it, there is no reason to use it

• Do not meow to Crowley in French •

I needed my Ineffable Cats back just for a minute~
🐈‍⬛🐈✨

#IneffableCats #GoodOmensAU #goodomenscomic #GoodOmensFanArt #GoodOmens #Aziraphale #Crowley

Don't tell anyone, but he quite enjoys a dollop of caramel syrup in that existential darkness he calls "coffee."

I concur! And I think the show scene still fits into that headcanon - Crowley wasn't DRINKING that monstrosity, he was inhaling it! Practically a kid trying to get medicine down as quick as possible. Six shot was just for the caffeine and to show Nina how 'tough' he was. He gets PSLs in future 😂

Pegasus in the sky. The art was created for the Artmif project about the myths of Greece.

Man, I could have used you at the trivia night I went to the week before last when, unbeknownst to my colleagues and I before arriving, it was Adam Sandler night... we bombed 😂

Oh my god, that last bulletpoint 😂😂 📌

So excited for you!!

TRUTH

👀👀👀 🙋‍♀️

Oh shit! Answers though... Hopefully answers that can help fix it! Sending you all the love and good vibes! ❤️🫂

Here is Aziraphale from A Midwinter Night's Dream! He's Hob Gadling's brother in law and he's so in love with our punk baker Crowley...
New chapter!
archiveofourown.org/works/614151...

@circeto.bsky.social

#aziraphale #aziraphalexcrowley #aziraphalegoodomens #goodomens #sandmanau #goodomensau

😍😍😍

Seven Sisters
#southdowns
#southdownsnationalpark
#sevensisters

Just so y'all know, thinking about your writing counts as part of the process. I think of it like letting bread dough rest and rise.
Shouldn't go on for more than a week though 😂😂

😘

You ever have a moment where you say something and immediately stop to think about your life choices? It happened just now when my cat was yelling at me and I just responded, "Okay, okay, I'll feed you dinner, then Mama's gotta go write some smut on the deck."

Upon reflection, I regret nothing 😂

I discovered this fic entirely because of Gleafer's amazing art, and I read without pause for the last three-ish hours. 😅 It's SOOOO GOOOOD! I'm only about a third of the way through, but FUCK I'm obsessed. 🤤💕

archiveofourown.org/works/322262...

TV crowley and aziraphale, airapahle is admiring crowley's OOC cardigan.

Crowley's bookstore owner cosplay. Nice Cardigan.

Same for writing. Quit it. Disappear into the fog. Then come back with 1500 words of kink or fluff and disappear again

I am unsurprised, but also, what the FUCK??

Aww, you're the sweetest 🥰🥰

The Forever Trap: Reimagined - badwolfgirlicouldkissyou - Doctor Who (2005) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Say hello to my latest commission! Written for a very good but anonymous friend - please be seated for Tenrose smut ❤️

The Forever Trap: Reimagined - archiveofourown.org/works/68684411

The phenomenal art! Twas living in my brain rent free until I finally got the fic out 😂

YESSSSSS! 💃💃❤️
Ze art:

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is i got that midnight tennis elbow, got the solitaire rugburn and the author is HazelSage. It is a fanfiction for the Good Omens TV show and the Good Omens book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. The summary is: Aziraphale has a particular private routine on certain Saturdays. Crowley interrupts. It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Penis and a Vulva (Good Omens), Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Teasing, Orgasm Edging, Praise Kink, Crowley Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens), Naked/Clothed Sex, (kind of - but not penetrative sex or anything where they actually touch), Come Marking, Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Sub Crowley (Good Omens), (very mildly for those last two as in i almost didn't tag it mildly).

Finally, my first publication of many ideas seeking to remedy the severe lack of girl dick on girl dick action on my fics!

Aziraphale has a luxurious weekend routine that includes a little sexual satisfaction - Crowley interrupts!

archiveofourown.org/works/67914201

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is lunatic of a god or a god of a lunatic and the author is HazelSage. It is a fanfiction for the Good Omens TV show and the Good Omens book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. The summary is: Aziraphale has the best sex toy. It is rated E and tags are as follows: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Sub Crowley (Good Omens), Subspace, Consensual Non-Consent, Restraints, Bondage, Objectification, (heavy), Blindfolds, Sensory Deprivation, (a bit more intense at the beginning but mild throughout), Oral Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Face-Fucking, Deepthroating, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Cock Warming, Come Swallowing, Hair-pulling, (briefly) - Freeform, Double Penetration, Double Penetration in Two Holes, Dirty Talk, Wet & Messy, (SERIOUSLY wet & messy), Creampie, Facials, Come Marking, Marathon Sex, (like SERIOUSLY marathon), Sex Toys, Anal Plug, Vaginal Plug, Vibrators, Orgasm Control, Belly Bulge, (Very Slight), Crowley Cries During Sex (Good Omens), Degradation Kink, Size Kink, Crowley Has a Size Kink, Praise Kink, Crowley Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens), Strength Kink, Crowley Has a Strength Kink (Good Omens), Shibari, Safeword Use, (as an indicator to end a scene rather than in a panic), Cunnilingus, Rimming, Felching, Snowballing, Aftercare, Fandom Trumps Hate, Fandom Trumps Hate 2025.

And next in line is a VERY filthy fic for @stumblingoverchaos.bsky.social for Fandom Trumps Hate 2025 and I am VERY proud of it!

A fic into which Crowley is Aziraphale’s sex toy, and that's all he is :)

archiveofourown.org/works/67158403

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is take aim at myself, take back what you said and the author is HazelSage. It is a fanfiction for the Good Omens TV show and the Good Omens book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. The summary is: When Antonia Angel is unceremoniously dumped by her professor Dr. Gabriel Archer over the lack of fire between them, she takes advantage of her sister Anathema’s witchy knowledge to summon a demon to help win him back. Surely the fact that the demon Aziraphale is one of the most enchanting women she’s ever come across won’t throw any wrenches into that plan. It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley/Gabriel (Good Omens), (past but also with a not past bit that is sexual but not romantic), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Alternate Universe - Human, Reverse Omens, Female-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Female Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Demon Aziraphale (Good Omens), Human Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley is somewhere under the ace umbrella but neither she nor i have any idea where, Demon Summoning, (hands on) Sexual Education, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Strap-Ons, Lingerie, Creampie, Wet & Messy, Dirty Talk, Crowley Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens), Size Kink, Crowley Has a Size Kink, (it's minor but it's there because i'm me), Sex with an Ex Partner with Permission from the Current Partner, (but only in the last chapter and only once if that bugs you), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens), (much more briefly), Inspired by Gleafer Art.

Next, a reverse Omens sapphic human AU inspired by art from the illustrious @gleafer.bsky.social!

Antonia summons the demon Aziraphale to get help getting her ex, Gabriel, back - but Aziraphale is VERY pretty and VERY spicy!

archiveofourown.org/works/66924472

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is me and you, setting in a honeymoon and the author is HazelSage. It is a fanfiction for the Good Omens TV show and the Good Omens book by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. The summary is: Aziraphale and Crowley experience life as an “us” for the first time. A series of vignettes over time detailing Aziraphale and Crowley’s new life in the South Downs. It is rated G and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Original Female Character(s), (only in service of expressing just how down bad these two are for each other), Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Male-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), POV Multiple, POV Outsider, (not all of it but for a couple bits), Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Aziraphale and Crowley in Love (Good Omens), South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), Fluff, Mild Angst, Aziraphale and Crowley Like Holding Hands (Good Omens), (also they like to kiss), Aziraphale and Crowley learn to talk to each other, Gossip.

First, we have a fic already shared by a few folks, including the lovely @keyasaurus.bsky.social who it ended up being for! It was a We're On Our Own Side prompt and it is basically our ineffables learning to be an us in their cottage and being very in love!

archiveofourown.org/works/66462859