The refs need to yellow card him for simulation 🟨

“President Kelly”… just saying 👨‍🚀

1.1 Spaceballs… Cause John Candy made everything better.

@arcraiders.bsky.social thank you for such a fun and engaging game! 🐓

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

There is a much simpler explanation: artistic complacency and laziness.

@arcraiders.bsky.social has their world concept dialed in 🎯 Love it!

Everyone ignores Peggy’s travel advice.

Honesty surprised he didn’t learn all of these things from his friend - the Prince of Nigeria

… was the memo sponsored by Draft Kings 🤣

TBH, at least 14th st and beyond is forested 🤷‍♂️🌲🌲🌲🌳🌳🌲🎄🌴🌲

I was not prepared to see drone sex. 🫣

And we’ve all seen the true color of the entitled team he plays on.

Voted today! 🇺🇸

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He’s an ass hole

Ready for #nokings #fucktrump

The wave of Batman - Dick Tracy - Rocketeer - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles films is, at least to me, the finest era in comic book movie history. Throw Darkman in there for good measure, too. Untouchable.

Feel like the point of piece prize recipients is *not* the prize 🤷

Good morning dear friends, I wish everyone happy, healthy, productive, safe and peaceful day.

Every day at 9 a.m., Ukraine pauses to honor its fallen heroes. This is Maidan in Kyiv.

Oh! Your Elsie looks so cute! We also had a calico named Elsie. 😻

Here are all the states Russ Vought announced just today he would be illegally stealing taxpayer dollars from.

Have we ever had a President work so hard to hurt the people he represents? I'm not going to be intimidated by these crooks.

It’s not even 9am, and I’m already feeling utterly punched-in-the-face from this Monday. 🏳️

Good news tho- he only flew faster than sound for like 15mins.
Hang in there!!

Amendment I.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of
religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridg-
ing the freedom of speech, or of the press, or the right
of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the
Government for a redress of grievances.

#freespeech

+1

Stephen Colbert’s opening tonight.
Priceless! Shut your Trap!

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”

Nailed it.

“I think the WiFi is bad” is gonna be tech’s next excuse for AI borking everything.

🎯