Posing naked and hard is fun
Let's not go that far haha
I wanna stay home and jerk off all day but unfortunately bills are due
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We are all puppets but we can choose our own puppeteer
Or something
Did that sound deep? Am I cool now?
I get it
Sometimes. Usually it flares up when I feel gross and undesirable, in which case I'll go on a deletion spree. 🤷♂️
❤️❤️
Oh I already had them blocked, cool haha
See dick post dick
I need to read that before I see the movie
Yesss
I might try and go to this
Morning wood. Happy Monday!
I will!
I need to catch up in the series. I read the first book and really enjoyed it. Then I saw that there's like 14 more books! Gotta get readin!
Chillin with a book 😋
I've been on a plane 7 times since Jan 1st, am I a jet setter now?
(The answer is no, I am neither wealthy, fashionable, nor traveling for pleasure, but let me live my fantasy)
Me too
Fucking beautiful dude!
It's dick day!
#FCF
They'r just so silly
Something a republican said in conversation:
"I'm 100% conservative. I just wanna live my life. I don't believe in telling other people what to do with theirs."
Because republicans famously don't have opinions on what people do with their lives, right? Do they not hear themselves when they talk?
I will move up there next year. Bet.
To clarify a little bit, I applied to transfer for my job, we have operations in Chicago. But they denied it. So while there is opportunity with my job to relocate, they still said no. Which I understand, I guess, if there's no available positions in that region at the moment. But it still sucks!
I had the chance to move to Chicago recently but my job wouldn't let me and that made me really mad.
I would've quit and gone anyway if I didn't need the income.
Needless to say I'm very sad right now and I'll be looking for new employment opportunities in the year to come. Preferably a WFH gig.
Oo I've heard of that one, I love science fiction, I need to give that one a read
I've been buying a lot of books lately
Happy Blood Moon Eclipse day
Oh please, your level is plenty high above mine. Trust me 😋
