Knob Goblin

Knob Goblin

@nakedgeekguy.bsky.social

Very geek • Always naked • Avid Bator • Side • Artist • MtG • Pokemon ⚠️ Anti-Ai porn, art, and literature. ⚠️

8,870 Followers 657 Following 1,167 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 day ago

Let's not go that far haha

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1 day ago
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I wanna stay home and jerk off all day but unfortunately bills are due

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1 day ago

🥹

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1 day ago

We are all puppets but we can choose our own puppeteer

Or something

Did that sound deep? Am I cool now?

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1 day ago

I get it

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1 day ago

Sometimes. Usually it flares up when I feel gross and undesirable, in which case I'll go on a deletion spree. 🤷‍♂️

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1 day ago

❤️❤️

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1 day ago

Oh I already had them blocked, cool haha

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1 day ago

See dick post dick

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2 days ago

I need to read that before I see the movie

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3 days ago

Yesss

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3 days ago

I might try and go to this

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3 days ago
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Morning wood. Happy Monday!

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3 days ago

I will!

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3 days ago

I need to catch up in the series. I read the first book and really enjoyed it. Then I saw that there's like 14 more books! Gotta get readin!

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3 days ago
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Chillin with a book 😋

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3 days ago
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I've been on a plane 7 times since Jan 1st, am I a jet setter now?

(The answer is no, I am neither wealthy, fashionable, nor traveling for pleasure, but let me live my fantasy)

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5 days ago

Me too

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5 days ago

Fucking beautiful dude!

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5 days ago
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It's dick day!
#FCF

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6 days ago

They'r just so silly

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6 days ago

Something a republican said in conversation:

"I'm 100% conservative. I just wanna live my life. I don't believe in telling other people what to do with theirs."

Because republicans famously don't have opinions on what people do with their lives, right? Do they not hear themselves when they talk?

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1 week ago

I will move up there next year. Bet.

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1 week ago

To clarify a little bit, I applied to transfer for my job, we have operations in Chicago. But they denied it. So while there is opportunity with my job to relocate, they still said no. Which I understand, I guess, if there's no available positions in that region at the moment. But it still sucks!

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1 week ago

I had the chance to move to Chicago recently but my job wouldn't let me and that made me really mad.

I would've quit and gone anyway if I didn't need the income.

Needless to say I'm very sad right now and I'll be looking for new employment opportunities in the year to come. Preferably a WFH gig.

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1 week ago

Oo I've heard of that one, I love science fiction, I need to give that one a read

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1 week ago

I've been buying a lot of books lately

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1 week ago
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Happy Blood Moon Eclipse day

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1 week ago

Oh please, your level is plenty high above mine. Trust me 😋

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1 week ago
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Making scary but exciting choices today!

How's your day going?

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