Sleeper Snep ΘΔ

Love itt

There are pokemon with no gender or unknown gender so it is canon.

My owner is one

He's dumb enough to believe anything his little AI slop machine puts out

I want to see a video titled Cellebrite machine vs. an ARM v9 Pixel with GrapheneOS. My money is on the Cellebrite machine not being able to do crap in both BFU and AFU!

my mom's a hardcore MAGA and she enjoyed the "you not me" attack on me all the time. That is until i moved out one day.

so the people who wrote project 2025 know that there isn't a voter fraud problem but still put in voter ID laws to project 2025, so we know there must be another reason, and that's to like diaper don's boots.

Someone should make like a 3D printed adapter

Age verification? I have an AOL email address.

They have sucsesfully prevented me from owning a gaming computer several times now. At least i got a 1 TB crucial NVMe last year while the prices of those were in the double digits.

Why dont big cats play poker? Too many cheetahs.

I am fully convinced we live in a simulation and the beings outside of it created this whole mess because COVID didnt kill us all.

There are some maga incels at my work who lost $1k over a bet on the patriots. They also lost another $1k on polymarket on a bet on Bad Bunny getting arrested by ICE during halftime.

Species suggestions: any of the starter pokemon or their evos, Buizel, Luxio, Lucario, & Pikachu /clones are some i want to make. Also cant go wrong with eeveelutions

Did AI write it?

Bro what was the super bowl even supposed to be? I kept waiting for them to bring out the giant bowl... Bad bunny was pretty good tho. (i know nothing about american football despite being an american.)

They say that every super bowl.

He had to complain about the NFL's kickoff rule didn't he.

I have never, ever, *ever* worried about "competition" for my writing from LLMs. An LLM might theoretically create a music history podcast someone might listen to. It could never create *mine*.

LLMs can create "content" but they'll never create art.

And can we please redact the names of the victims that have not gone public about it? And leave the names of the clients uncensored this time?

Pretty soon it will get too hot under the masks and uniforms they will start sweating... in the summer we protesters will melt ICE

We used to put animal abusers in jail.

E bike haters are people who want all roads to look like those capitalist propaganda ads. Everyone driving a car down an 8 late highway with absolutely 0 traffic and each car evenly spaced. Absolutely like how it works IRL /s

they want to change the law so that women are not protected under HIPAA law, or deadass do away with HIPAA entirely. It won't be long before local law enforcement can see your phone's GPS is set to an abortion-friendly state before you even leave your house.

The only mentions of obama in the whole epsitien thing is people like trump and elon talking smack about Obama behind his back.

I need to see that company crash and burn after their recruiting team sent mass emails to everyone in my college saying "we are interested in you".

Best legroom on the plane.

In soviet russia...

If you’re in the Epstein files, you should lose your job, your wife, and your comfy life. You should be castigated by society and spend your days in prison, being trotted out once a day so the public can boo you to your face.

That bill should have been law decades ago.