@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba 🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire: https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
Extremely so
04.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*nods head* no.
04.03.2026 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Really? That's pretty interesting. I'll eat everything but the seeds. I guess I'll peel them and eat them in a closet so as to not disgust you.
04.03.2026 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It says helloooooooo Los'faratu
04.03.2026 14:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just burped and some of the apple I ate for breakfast came back to say hello.
04.03.2026 14:10 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0figment is short for fig newtonment
04.03.2026 07:15 — 👍 48 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 1omg I noticed you didn’t like my cat pic, why do you hate my cat you monster
01.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 187 🔁 57 💬 17 📌 1Enjoy your Bluesky crush while you can, before they disappear forever
27.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 102 🔁 34 💬 4 📌 1I'm not depressed. I just hate everyone and everything
03.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 132 🔁 40 💬 7 📌 2Don't talk to me before I've finished my existential bread
04.03.2026 13:57 — 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Assuming every post is about you makes social media incredibly amusing.
04.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 54 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 0metham-phone-amine amirite?
04.03.2026 13:58 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I thought that was my job?? My fault for making assumptions, I suppose.
04.03.2026 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bon Jovi dating profile
Bio
To live while I'm alive
Username
Blaze of Glory
I am a
Tommy
Seeking
Gina
Location
Easy Street, Dry County
Job
I'm a cowboy; on a steel horse I ride
Likes
New Jersey
Dislikes
Getting shot through the heart
When he holds you close
Bad medicine
Especially the traffic "suggestion" ones.
04.03.2026 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Shouldn't eggnog be an Easter drink?
04.03.2026 13:40 — 👍 24 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1I'd def give it a go. It has all my favorite food groups.
04.03.2026 13:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've done similar but not as extreme. I'm truly sorry. That's such a shit spot as well. Practically nothing you could wear wouldn't rub on it or apply pressure. Sendining all the 🫂
04.03.2026 13:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm boomboxing Careless Whisper outside your window, please respond
04.03.2026 12:37 — 👍 33 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0Looks too flaccid for me. 🙃
04.03.2026 12:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Also, 🫂
04.03.2026 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You bedazzled the bottles again. Didn't you?
04.03.2026 12:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Todays true, so don't bother to Google, trust me bro, fact of the day: there is no rule in how many times you can interrupt a sentence until the point is made.
04.03.2026 12:52 — 👍 41 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0Honestly you'd be surprised how many people have the same misconception.
04.03.2026 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you want, go ahead and plop me in your will. For cat care purposes only. I'll assume all financial responsibilities.
04.03.2026 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s science!
03.03.2026 12:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jasper was a shit brick this morning when he did that to me.
03.03.2026 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0how bidet commercials should start
02.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0i thinks is pretty cool to have written Jolene and 9 to 5 and have a tool to move furniture named after you
02.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 166 🔁 44 💬 8 📌 0Are we just making up words today? You look frizdidle today.
03.03.2026 12:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0