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Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba 🎨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire: https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
Thank you! I had the base painted for weeks. Couldn’t figure out what it was. Last night it finally came out 😬
a crab and a lobster are the same creature but one is in landscape and the other is in portrait mode
The way my brain turns "that's rad" into: "anyone can do that, fraud", is honestly quite impressive.
Adorable!
Laughter cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.
Thanks man!
The last temptation of a reply guy, to send that unrequited dm
Ty
They really are
Not so good w the words lately. So decided to paint instead.
Todays theme: oh fuuuuuuuck.
Forgot to add the beans to the coffeemaker this morning. I feel sorry for the first person to tell me good morning.
Stop posting like everyone cares & post like no one cares.
Yeah, sorry. Unavoidable consequence.
Good morning! Except to those who celebrate daylight saving time.
I swear everyone did, but no one knows why.
“Never apologize for being yourself,” said the insufferable asshole who should apologize for being himself.
now that there are no phone booths Clark Kent just strips naked in the street
Love dogs with bangs ngl
But regardless of sleep schedule, everyone is awake for ridiculous roadside attractions and superior 711s
Thank you to everyone who participated in the synchronized jump this morning. Your participation ribbon is in the mail.
You made my morning with this
I’ll admit, it wasn’t very well thought out on my part. I appreciate your attendance. We did big things here today.
Driving in shifts for optimal mile gainage
You got eggzema? I thought they stopped making that in the 90s?
I should've been a chew toy.
Brain is breaking
Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.
She missed out.
