Itβs science!
03.03.2026 12:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba π¨Browse my creations! Buy, donate or just admire: https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
Itβs science!
03.03.2026 12:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jasper was a shit brick this morning when he did that to me.
03.03.2026 12:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0how bidet commercials should start
02.03.2026 18:04 β π 35 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0i thinks is pretty cool to have written Jolene and 9 to 5 and have a tool to move furniture named after you
02.03.2026 23:30 β π 166 π 44 π¬ 8 π 0Are we just making up words today? You look frizdidle today.
03.03.2026 12:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if you donβt post before your first cup of coffee are you even a shitposter
02.03.2026 15:43 β π 87 π 29 π¬ 8 π 2
when life gives you lemons fuck lemonade
lemon curd is the whey
Honestly sounds like the best day! Stay safe and enjoy it πͺ π
03.03.2026 12:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you go down on a wine mom is it a wine tasting?
27.02.2026 11:31 β π 87 π 33 π¬ 6 π 2the narrator of my life sounds like tracy morgan freeman
02.03.2026 18:48 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
some notifs make you happy
others make you gag
lol too right
03.03.2026 12:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Of course! I hope you have the day you need π©΅
03.03.2026 12:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Andrew Mountbatten: But I never even met Miss Conduct, and if I did we certainly didn't do it in the office
19.02.2026 11:13 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0That makes more sense than anything else Iβve read this morning.
03.03.2026 12:29 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
lol thatβs what they want you to think!
Happy Tuesday to you!
Thatβs a sign of the end times
03.03.2026 12:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Norman Rockwellβs Freedom of Speech Freedom of Speech depicts a scene of a 1942 Arlington town meeting in which Jim Edgerton, the lone dissenter to the town selectmen's announced plans to build a new school, as the old one had burned down,[9] was accorded the floor as a matter of protocol.[10] Edgerton supported the rebuilding process but was concerned about the tax burden of the proposal, as his family farm had been ravaged by disease.[11] A memory of this scene struck Rockwell as an excellent fit for illustrating "freedom of speech", and inspired him to use his Vermont neighbors as models for the entire Four Freedoms series.[12][13] The blue-collar speaker wears a plaid shirt and suede jacket, with dirty hands and a darker complexion than others in attendance.[14] The other attendees are wearing white shirts, ties and jackets.[15] One of the men in the painting is holding a document that reveals a subject of the meeting as "a discussion of the town's annual report".[5] Edgerton's youth and workmanlike hands are fashioned with a worn and stained jacket, while the other attendees appear to be older and more neatly and formally dressed. According to Bruce Cole of The Wall Street Journal, Edgerton is shown "standing tall, his mouth open, his shining eyes transfixed, he speaks his mind, untrammeled and unafraid", and his face resembles Abraham Lincoln.[5] According to Robert Scholes, the work shows audience members in rapt attention with admiration of the speaker, who resembles a Gary Cooper or Jimmy Stewart character in a Frank Capra film.[16] According to John Updike, the work is painted without any painterly brushwork.[17]
Once I became a meme I realized I was ready to do a podcast your honour and from there I wrote my book and developed the script for TV
You can do anything in America
Just ask the president
All while getting kisses and treatos if youβre anything like me lol
03.03.2026 12:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Todayβs true fact so donβt bother trying to prove me wrong: flamingos are pink bc theyβre big fans of original flavor cotton candy.
03.03.2026 12:23 β π 56 π 12 π¬ 8 π 0Brat gets thrown around to mine daily.
03.03.2026 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All of that sounds awful lol
03.03.2026 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The problem is theyβre extremely smart but dumb dumbs at the same time. Itβs honestly impressive lol
03.03.2026 12:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Called my cat a βdumb dickβ this morning. If you were wondering what the vibes were today.
03.03.2026 12:17 β π 46 π 4 π¬ 8 π 0The only thing getting me through all of this *twirls around w arms flailingβ is the knowledge that pets live as long as their owners.
03.03.2026 11:50 β π 35 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0@lockwilford.com happy birthday you lovable weirdo πππ
03.03.2026 11:42 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
If you're attacked by a mob of clowns...
Go for the juggler.
"Hey, wait a minute..." - Clark Kent's optometrist
03.03.2026 11:37 β π 57 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0Explain the workings of the universe, please. As well as any other pertinent information you can think of.
02.03.2026 14:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Hm, don't understand that" -me, scrolling.
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