Queen RanDumb

*placing a civic in the manger* happy honda days

I watched the one video and it does seem to mimic walking, which is what I need for her. Going up steps is out of the question. This does seem to glide more than a stair master thing

I watched the video.. now I don't know lol. Maybe I'll see what she thinks

I'm getting it for Mother. While this looks great, it might be too much like steps and with her knee, she can't do it for too long. Walking on a flat surface is easier for her so I thought a treadmill w a slight incline would be best.

Yeah I searched uplift desk/treadmill and not much popped up. Going to do a bit of ebay deap dive though.

Wonderful, ty I will look up Uplift.

Lol thank you! I've looked them up and went through all the reviews but I think I need someone to say "this isn't worth it" or "buy THIS". I'm not trying to spend a crap ton of $ but I don't want to go full cheapskate either. Ugh. 😅

Every day I wake up

How'd you know my favorite sexual position??

has anybody ever tried to go and burn the constitution? i will if you guys want me to.

I'll leave a comments box under my bed.

I'm like an unprovoked dolphin attack.

can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?

what if ai stood for ass investigations?
would you people be happy then?

I'm gonna start calling things "groovy" both sarcastically and earnestly, good and bad. It'll all just be groovy as fuck.

I hope Carmen San Diego is safe wherever in the world she is.

It's only a joke if you yourself are extremely funny. Otherwise, no. Scroll down about 5 or so posts. You might find one there. I keep misplacing them.

Doing the European cheek kiss thing with my cats cause we cultured AF

I bet somebody skeets about snow today. It might even be me

That or cause she's spoiled 😄😊 lol which means you're doing it right 😻

For all intensive purposes, this app should build bridges. Not destroy them.

Ordered lavender pillow mist. I think my sleep paralysis demon will really appreciate the effort I'm putting in.

Yes, pacifically you.

Omg she's a polydactyl kitty. I love them! I mean, I love all kitties but she has extra beans and that's extra adorable

The amount of replies I've recieved for actual joke posts.. I thought I was being punked.

Responding today only in emoji face. As in, making the appropriate emoji face. But with my face. Props included when required. Confetti as well.

Does she have extra beans ??

anything can be a christmas movie if you watch it at home alone

*taking off tap shoes

I'm sorry I didn't realize you wanted a LAP dance.

How the Grinch stole your catalytic converter then hawked it for meth in order to start an assisted living facility not covered by Medicare