The only thing getting me through all of this *twirls around w arms flailing” is the knowledge that pets live as long as their owners.
03.03.2026 11:50 —
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@lockwilford.com happy birthday you lovable weirdo 😊🙃🎂
03.03.2026 11:42 —
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If you're attacked by a mob of clowns...
Go for the juggler.
03.03.2026 11:31 —
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"Hey, wait a minute..." - Clark Kent's optometrist
03.03.2026 11:37 —
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Explain the workings of the universe, please. As well as any other pertinent information you can think of.
02.03.2026 14:24 —
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"Hm, don't understand that" -me, scrolling.
02.03.2026 14:20 —
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If i were a transformer, I'd wanna turn into an ice cream truck.
01.03.2026 19:11 —
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People are nuts. Stay safe and good morning to you!
02.03.2026 12:30 —
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I have a hangover, wait no
I think it’s just cognition.
02.03.2026 12:05 —
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Everything’s gonna be fine as long as celebrities don’t start singing Imagine
02.03.2026 11:46 —
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Draft dodger thanking those killed on foreign soil honestly makes my blood boil.
02.03.2026 12:06 —
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To the people who have their shit together: the fuck?
02.03.2026 11:57 —
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Gm, who's up creaming their coffee while internally screaming?
02.03.2026 11:48 —
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Love the hat!
02.03.2026 11:56 —
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If I were “rich”, I’d be considered “eccentric” and not a “dirtbag” who uses “air quotes”
01.03.2026 19:38 —
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woke up on the wrong side of the universe
26.01.2026 11:06 —
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I'll fuck off if you will
01.03.2026 23:07 —
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All my skeets are fragrance-free
02.03.2026 05:20 —
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No yarn in existence is strong enough to hold that sort of madness in 😔
02.03.2026 11:54 —
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Lmao over here spitting out my coffee!!
02.03.2026 11:52 —
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Oh that has a stylus? I had a Samsung yrs ago w one and I loved it so much! I was lost without it for awhile. That looks like a great phone.
02.03.2026 11:51 —
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Oh sweet Jesus that looks amazing!!
01.03.2026 21:16 —
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🙃❤️
01.03.2026 21:03 —
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Fecking hate the process but in the end it’ll be worth it
01.03.2026 21:02 —
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The best pierogis I’ve ever had were from the polish nanas making them by hand. I can imagine how much people there loved them.
01.03.2026 21:02 —
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I’ve had pierogi pizza before and it’s delicious. It may be a sw pa thing bc pierogis are pretty popular here
01.03.2026 20:43 —
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lol omg you turd
01.03.2026 20:41 —
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Got a new phone so I’ll be behaving like a dementia patient for a week or so. Perhaps longer. Who can say…
01.03.2026 20:34 —
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