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Does Iran know where Mar-A-Lago is, or should we send a map?

Cybersecurity needs to choose between making me change my password every 3 months and me writing my password on a sticky note because my ability to remember my newly changed password after vacation is nonexistent

The use of emojis in emails has increased amongst my coworkers after my hiring. Is this an accomplishment I can put on my LinkedIn?

I need some Google sales rep to convince my workplace that Google Workspace is better than Microsoft Suite because the Teams calendar invites are going to be my ultimate demise.

After reading the article it seems the customer base is too small for it to retain any value, which makes sense given general consumer sentiment.

I got two of my friends to purchase Old Navy shorts just by mentioning their adjustable waist feature. Where do I go to collect my influencer check? 💁🏾‍♀️

I definitely clowned my friend for putting Rihanna releases new music on her 2025 bingo card…So that’s how my day’s going

Literally some stranger came up to me once telling me “not to look so angry” and I was just standing there! At most my eyes were squinting because it was bright outside.

Wanting to stay home and read books all day should be an eligible use of a sick day.

Did Not Finish

These are great! I’m now inspired to use up some of my paper and sticker stash!

Sometimes authors be killing characters for no reason. That man didn’t really have to die. #booksky

I just realized we may be hosting the Olympics under a Trump presidency. What are the chances that global relations get so bad no one comes?

Perfect! now I can justify buying the pencil pouch as a birthday gift to myself rather than an impulse purchase.

Some people need to get better at being out of office. Why are you responding to my email?

Mulan will always be favorite 😂

I feel like I remember a time when ereaders were $50 and it seemed like companies were giving them away with different promotions. But now that I’m actually interested in getting one they are all $160+ 😭😭

I don’t think anything ever has occupied more space in my brain than Kendrick Lamar’s halftime performance continues to occupy. I’ll be sitting at work, doing dishes, going for a walk and those flared jeans just pop up in my brain.

He’s so fun to troll because he actually responds 😂

Is it available to pre-save now? Or should I just check back on Friday?

We really went from oligarchy to monarchy, huh? 🙄

The large amount of clearance Valentine’s Day specific decor items I’m seeing on shelves is great. I love that people are not buying it. Next step is for companies to stop producing that garbage.

I still think about Kendrick’s halftime show roughly 5 times a day.

My little brother was under the impression that President’s Day meant we’d be getting a new president on Monday… he’s doing the wishful thinking for us all.

Today has Friday energy in the office so I’m going to be very upset tomorrow

Love this for you! ❤️ That’s such a great price! I won’t have access until tomorrow, but my friend did not have luck in whatever presale happened yesterday.

They had a teaser ad during the Grammy’s for this ad, and the teaser was weird but better.

This is helpful! Thank you! I got a resale ticket for Renaissance, but I’ll be in presale this time, so hoping for a cheaper ticket 🤞

Can anyone give me info in pricing of #Beyonce Renaissance tickets excluding resale ticket pricing? I’m trying to gauge expectations for #CowboyCarter

Ah! I forgot it’s Friday!! Heading over to YouTube now!