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These emails, sent across agencies, compel all federal employees to snitch on any colleague whose work might have some vague DEIA inflection. Those who refuse to snitch will be disciplined.

Seems designed to put all workers who aren’t white men under a cloud of suspicion. Truly vile stuff.

Ugh. I want to like Substack, but they seem to rely on emails and push notifications, without the option to be subscribed to something without getting notified.

Can't I just use their app without it tapping me on the shoulder?

Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.

IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.

Hot take: executives talking while eating in Zoom should be immediately fired

Pixel art landscape (+ outer space) - front: trees and rocks. Middle: lake, trees and some mountains. Background: planets and stars in front of a dark sky. Purple and pink tones.

✨ #pixelart

Maybe trying out Substack as a scroller replacement to BlueSky. This app is okay, but it feels like talking into a void and seeing the 10 posts over and over again.

The world if we could "like" an email

2025 i’m turning my life around. a complete 360. i will be the exact same

I've spent the whole year so far under a fuzzy blanket, let's see how long we can keep that going

Sorry, but I WILL judge you if you bought your dog from a breeder.

I don't believe in karma, but I do believe people naturally reflect the energy you give them. If you treat everyone you meet with kindness and empathy, you will be treated similarly. This is such a basic concept, but many people don't understand it.

Hey, what happened to Malibu by Susanne Davis? I played it a lot on Spotify, and I noticed its missing. I searched it online and absolutely cannot find any other reference to the song. It was pulled from the entire internet.

Home is where the wifi isn't sketchy.

What's everyone up to this weekend?

I'm happy to announce my teeth have been upgraded to be completely wireless!

I don't care what people say. Baby, Baby by Amy Grant has Christmas vibes.

Why do businesses get to charge me a $75 fee for being 10 minutes late, but I don't even get an apology when they're 25 minutes late?

God, every year I forget how handsome my eye doctor is. No wonder he wants to improve everyone’s vision…total egomaniac

I had 13 followers at one point, now I'm down to 9. Were they bots that were removed? Did I say something toxic? Am I the bot after all?

Realized my manager kept saying "we'll have our 2025 planning call soon", and I finally noticed that the 90 minute call is just between the two of us 🙀

I thought he meant everyone...

Stats this week: 10 job applications, 0 interviews. 7 messages sent on Bumble, 0 replies. What am I doing wrong in life?

I hate Elon too, but in fairness, how many per accidents per mile driven are these cars producing compared to human drivers?

Hey corporate media,

Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.

I'd have a lot more on my mind than sandwiches if I were there, ngl.

Marge, can I have a few minutes alone with the sandwich?

Maybe letting businesses identify as LGBT-unfriendly on Google Maps would be a better solution. Let them identify themselves so we know where not to go (or we know where to protest)

The worst thing about growing up in Oklahoma was that we were never included when rappers made lists of who was in the house.

In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️

Accidentally ordered a 12 inch chai this morning.