SparkyLanders

SparkyLanders

@sparkyl.bsky.social

Crier for The High Council of the Galaxy Genuine antique computer geek since 1982 ENFP-T We/They? ❤️My WifeyBae On the spectrum – ADHD My muse-'Meridith' Steampunk & Trains 3D Art for fun Science & Music 🚫DM without permission 🚷No moseying or sashaying

9,759 Followers 8,504 Following 6,975 Posts Joined Oct 2023
24 minutes ago

As it has always been since the start. Think:

At birth you're given so much "royal power" backed with such wealth you never want for anything.

Me - I'd choose the best peaceful, protected place and avoid attracting attention.

The "special ones" are too greedy to stay put -> death + destruction.

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46 minutes ago

I'm still getting vibes 25th is a break glass -> pull lever "just in case." He's too labile for any one path plan.

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2 hours ago

My urologist said something in a scan of my kidneys was just a cyst - no worries!

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3 hours ago

Pretty much the same kind of people who want the military to have more money than several other countries combined, and just recently they bombed a girls' school.

They have no reservations cutting programs that help the ALREADY BORN with food, safety, medical care, and education.

PRO
LIFE
MY
ASS

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3 hours ago

Somewhere on my bingo card it says instead of a ham sandwich, she's gonna try to indict several boxes of wine.

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3 hours ago

As I and others have said many, many times:

THERE IS NO DELETE ON THE INTERNET.

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5 hours ago

Is there even a shred of a doubt that he is Pootie's blowup doll?

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6 hours ago

This is the kind of thing where you shut the entire organization down, and start taking people into rooms and asking questions.

We know we have a criminal enterprise running our government, but we are not going to tolerate murderers running scot free.

#WorstOfTheWorstMyAss
#NotOneMore¢ent4ICE

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6 hours ago

No offense, but I guarantee you there are women on this Earth that would be worth it.

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6 hours ago

Freedom of the press + Free speech + The right of the People to petition the government for redress of grievances = FCC is full of 💩.
🖕🏼🍊💩🤡

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6 hours ago

lf thar's one importint thang I learnt from my mama, ya gotta live yore life where you don't ever end up with no bloomer crickets.
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

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9 hours ago

Does Anj realize he's not assimilated from *willfully ignorant, moonshine-drinking, tobacco-chewing, hillbillies?

*That's ugly. Nobody should say that about other people. Why does Anj think he can do it?

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10 hours ago

Brief cases with other brief cases inside?

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10 hours ago

AI will destroy everyone's jobs
That do not pay enough to barely get by.

Let's have MORE CHILDREN that we WON'T feed or give any living expenses/medical coverage aid to, and do nothing to prevent people from coming into their school and murdering them.

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10 hours ago
High fuel prices due to 🍊💩🤡 + MAGA Idjits 3-2026

Play stupid games,
Win stupid prizes.

Try This Simple Solution That Sounds Stupid©
*******
Courts martial? Prosecute the "planners" who failed.

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11 hours ago

"You better change your evil ways..."

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11 hours ago
Preview
a woman in a halo costume is standing on gravel Alt: a woman in a halo costume launches a drone

Mr. Drone says: Is that your final answer?

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14 hours ago
YouTube
Prince and the Revolution - Kiss (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Prince

One of a kind - Prince.

youtu.be/H9tEvfIsDyo?...

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20 hours ago

Quotas should never be involved in upholding the law. It's just a poor substitute for lack of supervision. It's a disingenuous way to generate numbers to show to people who have no idea what law is about.

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21 hours ago

I've heard they also like to claim that the kids are "dwarves."

EVIL:
Don't you dare touch that innocent baby that's only two cells right now.

As the baby emerges from the mother, they slap it and tell it it's time for it to quit being lazy and get a job already!

#ProLifeMyAss

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21 hours ago

Just like shingles doesn't care,
Evil doesn't care.

If you think it's accidental that they behave this way, let me assure you it is not. From #FauxEntertainment to fundamentalist religion, instead of building humanity and care, they breed destruction and death for those they deem unworthy.

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21 hours ago

Just my opinion, but they go beyond being parasites. They are predators.

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1 day ago

One of The 10 Commandments says,"thou shalt not STEAL."
But, another goes further, "thou shalt not COVET."

The reason we who've studied "The Bible" know for certain this evil mixture of fake religious nuts have no connection to Christianity is they not only violate all 10, they never stop COVETING.

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1 day ago

Didja ever notice the thugs are still fighting Batman and Robin whilst The Joker leaves?

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1 day ago
YouTube
Defender (1980) - First Side-scrolling game YouTube video by Ultimate History of Video Games

youtu.be/1TbK94ViPII?...

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1 day ago

"Wronger than wrong, #Kegsbreath!"

PFC Gomer Pyle, USMC is Einstein compared to this now official WAR CRIMINAL.

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1 day ago

The Mandalorian being mandatory
Might imply Grogu is optional.

"Ah! Speak you wisDUMB have." Yoda

"Strawberry with whipped cream and a cherry on top." Frozen Yogurt

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1 day ago
Post image Large cotton picker machine

I'm amazed! The 21st century is giving us wonderful products from Mother Nature. Behold!

PLANT-BASED CLOTH!

I envision large fields of plants that yield a wonderful, soft fiber. Eventually, large machines will glide through them to harvest this amazing product. 🤔

COTTON-PICKING
COTTON, Y'ALL! ☺️

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1 day ago

Do these crazy motherfuckers think we've become the Klingon Empire or some other hostile race of people?

Fire Kegbreath, hand him a bottle of MD 20/20, and drop him off at the nearest bridge where he can sleep under it.

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1 day ago

Wait until warp drive is reliable, go back in time to today, and use the most powerful tractor beams to completely avoid danger.

They should be here in a few hours.

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