foggy bottom jeans

I (finally) had Malört for the first time this week. when the bartender asked what I thought I said (sincerely) “this is disgusting, I love it.”

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

that's so weird like there wasn't a big interest in an inconvenience store

Daniel of Vito asking “can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” but the egg is Marc Andreessen

to:jeevacations@gmail.com
Subject: today
i think , at least 3 kids, , died today weird
thinjk i shuld give the whole factory , to this dumb kid, , ,

The was a mixup at the empire factory. Introducing OOPS! All Decadence!

Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

This actually is probably correct in a certain way. Punishing women for their existence and operating under the VERY standard medical belief that women are required to be in pain and they should just endure it is a reasonable explanation for why MAHA would come out against pain medication.

nobody:

me walking in Upper Mongolia: just getting my steppes in

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USAians, if you don’t already know about Too Good To Go, you should check it out.

It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food

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simple: add Ziwe

begrudging congratulations to bari weiss, who manages to perfectly capture the zeitgeist of 2025 with "what's the point of standards?"

This is unbearably funny

I’m gonna be mad if I don’t get the traditional James Bond regeneration sequence

My Dinner With Andre 64 box art. Rated T for teen. Only on Nintendo 64. Compatible with Rumble Pak and controller pak

anyone have a copy of this?

yeah, the solution should be ”re-boot” or “re-diculous”. anything that tries to be realistic would be embarrassing

I’ve been meaning to watch the last couple Craig-era Bonds and still intend to, but I always got the impression that they were meant to be self contained. it’s like they’re comics writers who see a mini series and desperately want to fold it into continuity, but we have enough movie “universes”

I can’t speak for the “you all” you’re referencing, but personally I’m fine with paying more for clothing if it goes towards improving worker conditions and/or is better environmentally

didn’t mean to suggest I care more about cheap than long-lasting (a component of quality) clothing. my point is the mkt has been flooded w cheap (derogatory) clothes and the fact that ppl buy/can buy them doesn’t indicate prosperity. certainly doesn’t indicate it for the people who make them

I’m not familiar with this novel definition of inflation. where can I read more?

we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!

Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate

I don’t think they’re using cotton in the shirts that disintegrate when you look at them funny

the shirts are cheaper now because labor is cheaper and materials are worse. a Shein haul full of garments that may not last more than one wear does not make one more prosperous than having a quality sweater that lasts decades

Thanks to Chuck Schumer, the assembly line at the Lucy/Charlie Brown football meme factory has broken down. Folks are advised to look for other metaphors until service can be restored.

i've been thinking about this for a few weeks, and i really think that (1) after Trump, the Times freaked out believing they had lost touch with middle America, and (2) attempting to correct course, they lost touch with liberal America, too.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

I don't know if it's just me, but I've gotten the sense recently that transphobia a political tool is already played out. Not only is it not a winner, but it really feels like the right overplayed their hand with anti-trans hate and people generally seem sick of it, sick of bulling running on hate.

Wealthy white Americans create food deserts in poor communities where no one can access a grocery store. Create a country where only the wealthy can afford fresh vegetables. And then create “health” trends where anyone that doesn’t eat “clean” is judged as a lesser human.