@elijahholbrook.bsky.social
Self proclaimed stand up comedian MKE
A bird pooped on my car, I consider that a cardinal('s) sin
24.01.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon Musk seems like one of those guys you could have a beer without
04.01.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More like "Cy-Burn Truck"
03.01.2025 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"We're putting everyone who publicly supports Luigi on a watchlist"
Brother, that's called a "census"
What are y'all looking forward to more in 2025? The reboot of the satanic panic or the red scare?
02.01.2025 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm so sick of all this bs, I mean it's 2024, what is with people....
Oh no, I already put the wrong year on my critique of humanity
2025 New Years Resolutions/Goals
- Don't set any new resolutions/goals
- I think that technically counts as one
- I've failed already
- fuck
Gas prices are so high I can't even afford to lie to my girlfriend about how it's actually her fault
31.12.2024 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been told I overthink.
So I thought about it a lot and I don't think it's that big of a deal
Where are the F1 fans on this platform?
30.12.2024 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jimmy Carter sacrificed himself to cleanse everyone of their nut allergies
30.12.2024 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One Call, Rot Row
- dog lawyer
Optimistic alcoholic - "I'm actually half out of the bag"
30.12.2024 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inside of me are two wolves. Except one is not a wolf, it's an alcoholic. And the other one is also not a wolf. It's a person trying to be responsible and create a life
07.12.2024 06:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A good bar tender will serve you until you start to slur but cut you off before you say slurs
07.12.2024 05:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One thing I've learned from trying to drink less...
Phone games hit harder
Hello Bluesky, I'm new. I'm a stand up comedian from Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Here's a dumb joke I wrote:
What group of people is the best at driving stick? Witches
