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Joey the Office Grunt

@asmolpiratecapt.bsky.social

I don't like butts... I LOVE THEM! 18+ Only πŸ”ž Pfp and banner of me by the lovely @titanicterra.bsky.social

83 Followers  |  147 Following  |  51 Posts  |  Joined: 02.11.2023  |  2.1664

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Counter offer, I do if for free if you promise my soul gets stuck in your wrinkled hole for an undisclosed amount of time afterwards... Deal?

18.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, envious of a pasta dinner. Gonna write that one down on my list... Thanks for that from my prey heart

06.09.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I volunteer till I break... Fox cheeks for the win

06.09.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

N-no, but I request that I am allowed one Zoey butt kiss before adding to it forever...

06.09.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait... People can watch the movie? I was told the rear entrance was the way to it... Now I got lost...

30.08.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why you gotta be making me look like a gut slut with all these cute gals I would love the life changing tour of... Shes so damn cute

30.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I have zero defense for the truth... That's facts...

30.08.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ABSOLUTELY πŸ’―

30.08.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The threat of a possible good time... Dammit, I kinda wanna roam now...

30.08.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Micro ghosts every day. And the dutch ovening is bad...

30.08.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think I would or could ever fight you. Just wiggle an empty jar in my face and I'll wind up tied to your earring nerding out and dropping lore all day

24.08.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moar ass forever

24.08.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would TF me into TP if the locker room stall roll was out while I was riding in cleavage paradise and then "forget" about me while the gals came in from working out

24.08.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is big need 😭

24.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear hear! For the love of booty!

24.08.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks like me will see it and go, "That's home and paradise"

24.08.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PEAK

23.08.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Found out the hard way when an empty stall had no roll... Protein diets are scary...

22.08.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10/10 would stay again... Well, I would say that but I haven't seen able to leave since check in... Lovely piece!

22.08.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The answer is yes! Though don't blame me for extra tush cushion either... It is a glorious fate

16.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Favorite way to go!

08.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday to the hyena booty!

02.08.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
You get shushed while the librarian rips a fart so loud it hurts your ears when it reverberates off the hard wood shelves.

You get shushed while the librarian rips a fart so loud it hurts your ears when it reverberates off the hard wood shelves.

Library secret: Librarians can make as much noise as we want.

01.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Big boobed otter busting out of her top as she politely requests you keep the noise down.

Big boobed otter busting out of her top as she politely requests you keep the noise down.

Sometimes, I do random odd jobs. They never seem to last, and I mostly do jobs to try out different outfits. Hope you boys enjoy the view but make sure not to make too much noise. Only a single knock at the bottom of the tables, please~

🎨 by the always amazing @skippylynn.bsky.social

01.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ceec showing herself some self care.

Ceec showing herself some self care.

When that feeling hits at just the right moment. Reveling in the sensation of my body churning up a man and pumping the gas he became through my bowels~

The art is clean but this is the idea turning me on right now~

🎨 by @skippylynn.bsky.social

31.07.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely do survive... About that same percentage as well!

30.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Otter blows some bubbles as she gets ready to refill the gas tank

Otter blows some bubbles as she gets ready to refill the gas tank

Bubbly version~

#fartfetish

28.07.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CW: SCAT AND BONES, DISPOSAL
As a Druid its my job to ensure the health of the forest! Even if it means churning these fairies into magical... 'fertilizer'...
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A 90$ line+color commission for @asmolpiratecapt.bsky.social of them as a fairy! Last page out of Three!

26.07.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A continuation from another sequence I did, this time a certain @asmolpiratecapt.bsky.social gets a bit deeper in my ass than normal~ And gets much more than what they bargained for~
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A 40$ SALE Line commission for person linked above UwU

#Terra-Art #Giantess #Sizesky #巨倧娘 #Sizefetish

27.07.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Tiny guy goes face to face with an otter asshole. Y'all know what's coming next.

Tiny guy goes face to face with an otter asshole. Y'all know what's coming next.

My reputation is well known, especially to @asmolpiratecapt.bsky.social.

But sometimes the most ass obsessed micros still come to me like a moth to the flame.

A thoughtful gift from @asmolpiratecapt.bsky.social

Art by @joooonart.bsky.social

#sizesky #nsfw #furrynsfw

27.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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