A collection of egg-based breakfast foods

Nothing like a month and a half of minimum wage with no days off to get you to seriously consider a total career change

Been working in Napa a lot this summer, it’s pretty out here

Idk, I might still do it. I’m just afraid they’ll react negatively and it’ll just make me feel even worse

Pussed out lmao

To be fair I’ve been overwhelmed by work the last few months and nothing particularly interesting has happened in my life

I always tell myself I’m going to use this page more and then I forget lol

The awful abusive job I did weeks ago still hasn’t paid me and I have fucking rent to pay

Thank you comrade. Why are lesbians

Fuck it I’m gonna message them. Once I figure out what to even say.

She wants rabies so bad

I won’t let her eat the dead mouse she found in the backyard and she’s so upset

i did this thing in 5 mins and it will live longer than i

Oh man I love it when pizza uses pesto instead of tomato sauce. Peak.

Update: we are friends now.

Snoring

Here look at Badger

Anyway I’ve been playing Path to Nowhere and it’s pretty fun. I love terrible women.

Also I will never make friends or get emotionally attached to anyone ever again.

Idk I’ll probably delete this, it’s just been on my mind and too many people follow my Twitter to talk about it there lol

It sucks so bad to care so much about someone who treats you badly, especially when you know that treatment comes from trauma and mental illness and not from the person themself

I feel like I ruined one of the best relationships I’ve ever managed to have. Even though I know it wasn’t my fault and I walked away for a good reason.

Y’all ever miss somebody so bad you start having dream about them where they’re angry with you

Maybe I should hang out on here more, I need to make new friends

I feel like the universe is punishing me for existing and also not being in STEM

Brother I will not lie life is pretty ass rn lol

I’ve been in a “cybertruck owners only” group for a year now just to watch posers try to haul over towing capacity but it has yielded something more beautiful lately

She is pleased with her gifts

The Paramount theater in Oakland, where I’ve been for the last week.

I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I promise I’m a professional with manners and everything irl the internet just makes me feral I’m sorry