Ian Gay

For extra authenticity, don't forget to chop one foot off just above the ankle, and glue it to the opposite knee.

ABC Radio Canberra Breakfast had Tony Abbott appearing today for a saccharine chat with Ross Solly to flog his shit new book. Couldn't get him anywhere NEAR the ABC when it mattered. Fuck off back to 2GB, or pehaps Alan Jones has a podcast, if he wants to get the word out. #auspol

Hundreds and Thousands. But not the usual multi colour mix. All white of course.

Feel like that is an abberation, perhaps for this event? Wang has never had that arrangement normally, and I feel confident it would take at least 30 years to get that sort on monumental change past the "Up in arms about it" brigade there 🤣.

Chickpea flour eh? Did you end up with regular size pasta or extra large?

Can confirm. Wife Gorgeous. Where is she staying in Berlin? 🤣🤣

This is very fekkin scary.

As someone who suffered through years of global, corporate timezone blindness, I feel like this is a particularly poignant Australian protest.

Including my knees.

Pretty much anything from 2012 would be an improvement, to be honest.

I assume this means a Zeekr 7x has a top speed of Infinity.

With an obscene amount of fake sugar in it.

My Google news feed just now. Our ABC is taking clickbait to a whole new level today.

And sky be blue

All good. Some important info for ya. You're welcome 🤣🤣

Tories would pay cash $$ for that punchline :)

Absolutely not. Surely you have more important stuff to do/eat right now. Desist!

Still, an arvo watching Jack in Japan sounds like a good day :)

OMG! I had no idea how much I needed this 🤣

Fabulous! I read this, and admit I was ready for a shitty punchline and then was sidelined by a disturbingly positive outcome, which completely threw me!

Also, ain't just you, have another pancake :-)

The world needs another 20 odd films with extraordinary Nicholson performances. Getting old has got knobs on it.

Yep, we definitely need to protect the kiddies from furries porn like this 🤣

Just another typical day. Talking about the things they plan to wreck, rather than create.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS: "Gentle handwash in good quality chicken stock"

Nature's AI ❤️

Such a cool shot! I know it's legit of course, yet the glow around all the edges almost looks like birdie was on a green screen studio set for a CGI drop in.

It's for an Oodie with Hot cross buns on it, isn't it?

Yep, all good after the initial WTF moment (intended on my part), so keep doing your thing Bronte, it is fabulous :)

Well, just know that two of your lovely plates are treasured here. Fun Fact: "My Cloaca My Choice" freaks out a new couple at first, when you give it to them as a wedding pressie, context free.