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learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late

07.03.2024 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2826    ๐Ÿ” 583    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 186    ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
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Did you know i cooked a LOT for Venba?

I also had access to Indian jewelry, silverware (stainless steel!) which made it even more realistic

I was also quite broke. Didnt have real recording gear so used whatev i had. Binders as mic stands, colanders, even melted one on the stove!

12.11.2024 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1062    ๐Ÿ” 234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A  sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.

Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.

you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs donโ€™t smoke

13.11.2024 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16450    ๐Ÿ” 4353    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 153    ๐Ÿ“Œ 131
Five panel comic strip in the style of the television show Seinfeld.
1) EXT - JERRY'S APT. - DAY 
BOM
BOM
BUP
BUDDAAA

2) INT - JERRY'S APT. - DAY
JERRY: -- And I'm fighting this supermutant to keep it from eating this kid, but the kid just as afraid of me!

3) JERRY: I'm not so desperate that I'll kill a _child_!
George: I would have. No hesitation.

4) GEORGE (close up): There's no future for them. No future for any of us.

5) JERRY: Jesus, Georgie.
GEORGE: Now Life is crueler than Hell's darkest imaginings.

Five panel comic strip in the style of the television show Seinfeld. 1) EXT - JERRY'S APT. - DAY BOM BOM BUP BUDDAAA 2) INT - JERRY'S APT. - DAY JERRY: -- And I'm fighting this supermutant to keep it from eating this kid, but the kid just as afraid of me! 3) JERRY: I'm not so desperate that I'll kill a _child_! George: I would have. No hesitation. 4) GEORGE (close up): There's no future for them. No future for any of us. 5) JERRY: Jesus, Georgie. GEORGE: Now Life is crueler than Hell's darkest imaginings.

Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened

16.11.2024 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2131    ๐Ÿ” 460    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Once again: DST doesnโ€™t solve the problem of going to/from work in the dark.

Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.

Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.

03.11.2024 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4289    ๐Ÿ” 1209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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Rebuilding The Village Rebuilding The Village The Radical Act of Depending on Each Other Iโ€™m writing this as a response to the hurt and frustration Iโ€™m seeing right now. People are vacillating between despair and rage, and...

Feeling grateful that I was preparing for a Trump victory this summer and wrote a toolkit for a way we could start organizing something new from the ground up.

Going to try and take some of my own advice.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...

06.11.2024 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1050    ๐Ÿ” 488    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

would you like a different type of depressing news as a side to your depressing news?

06.11.2024 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the most ominous and dystopian things that felt different this time was how the billionaires all knew, and one by one they told us straight-faced that they knew, and how compliant they'd be; some of them pulling critiques from their papers, some of them sitting by his side on election night.

06.11.2024 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2819    ๐Ÿ” 547    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

I can give you something right now, at least:

All those media outlets who kept publishing the dogshit takes and pretending Trump was normal?

Unfollow them. Block them. If you subscribe, cancel.

They'll be no help where we're going. Find better voices.

06.11.2024 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 805    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

During trump 1.0, we had to pull down all of the climate change pages off the EPA website. Start archiving shit now, document, backup, photograph, whatever you need to do.

06.11.2024 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4921    ๐Ÿ” 2125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

anyway i'm going to bed but the last thing i will say is

DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE

06.11.2024 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1709    ๐Ÿ” 319    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Bluesky is shameless. Just mowing down these accounts.

06.11.2024 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
painted sketch of robimbo from wavepool world

painted sketch of robimbo from wavepool world

csp brush import test #ใ‚คใƒณใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใƒผใ‚ขใƒ‹ใƒก

04.11.2024 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
toned figure studies of mal and robimbo from wavepool world

toned figure studies of mal and robimbo from wavepool world

fig. #ใ‚คใƒณใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใƒผใ‚ขใƒ‹ใƒก

03.11.2024 10:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'll share after i make them available for more platforms

31.10.2024 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
line studies of environments

line studies of environments

actually really enjoying the brushes i made as a joke lol

31.10.2024 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

important heterosexual moments in the lord of the rings trilogy

- this is a job for nine dudes

- everyone always having their sword out

- aragorn spurning the romantic advances of every woman in middle earth bc he's so devoted to his duties or w/e

- sam talking to frodo about sharing big loads

30.09.2024 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

usually ive seen one of these (like last time), but this time ive seen none

30.09.2024 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
three painted studies from film stills

three painted studies from film stills

more portraits

30.09.2024 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
digital paintings of three heads from movie stills

digital paintings of three heads from movie stills

portraits

23.09.2024 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Expressions studies

16.09.2024 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 901    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Painting of Link with a collection of dozens of items from the Zelda series

Painting of Link with a collection of dozens of items from the Zelda series

Bloodborne Hunter fighting the Queen Alien

Bloodborne Hunter fighting the Queen Alien

semi realistic Garchomp

semi realistic Garchomp

giant yellow monster T. rex chasing a woman riding a giant bat through a cave

giant yellow monster T. rex chasing a woman riding a giant bat through a cave

The most annoying thing about starting on a new platform is finding all the people you followed elsewhere. So lets get an #artshare going. Please post 4 artworks in the replies here so others can find you!

15.09.2024 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5620    ๐Ÿ” 1423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 832    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
15.09.2024 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1629    ๐Ÿ” 262    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
screenshot of https://opengameart.org/content/chicken-breast-and-potatoes

screenshot of https://opengameart.org/content/chicken-breast-and-potatoes

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big fan of this person just 3D modeling their meals and releasing them into public domain... fernet and coke sounds good too opengameart.org/content/chic...

15.09.2024 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 703    ๐Ÿ” 239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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I've been practicing cutting things out/selection in photoshop. Getting better but not perfect. Now I can just drop him in things..

09.09.2024 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a cute little east asian girl with the messiest hair and the biggest cheeks

a cute little east asian girl with the messiest hair and the biggest cheeks

[Wednesday, 3pm]

BOSS: can we all turn on our cameras for this meeting?

ME:

11.09.2024 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 387    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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