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πŸ“šAvid reader | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Even more avid homosexual | πŸ• Dachshund owner | πŸƒπŸΌRunner β€œI’m not so sure he’s mad, Father. Just a little devious in his sanity.”

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Back in the last century, I was at Seagulls in Tweed Heads, and overheard the following exchange:

She: "What do you think about the lasagna, love?"
He: "I'm not sure about foreign food."

14.08.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Read this as "more ambient, perverse and multi-modal".

14.08.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps today is the day to tell you all about the Esperanto SpΓ€ti, a convenience store that promotes the language. Owner seems a bit of a cunt though, if reviews are to be believed.

14.08.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An unfortunate result of allowing Austrians and Bavarians to temporarily run things.

14.08.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the reasons I don’t return to Australia is the high proportion of joyless busybodies determined to use the state to force their misery on everyone else. Berlin isn’t like this.

14.08.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

John Howard

13.08.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Magnificent!

13.08.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

12.08.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8686    πŸ” 1614    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 62

One type of person I miss from Twitter is the aged pension recipient who’d get so angry when you’d point out they were getting welfare.

12.08.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The truly sad thing is that was actually written by ChatGPT.

12.08.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are not going to defeat people who have no shame, and only argue in bad faith with moral arguments and reasoned debate.

11.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would depend if he’s received anything in return to my mind.

10.08.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw a video of someone who was living as a β€œdigital nomad” in a villa in Bali with β€œ10 or 15 other content creators”. Sounds like literal hell.

10.08.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass

08.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3079    πŸ” 512    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 11

β€œCleaning up”

09.08.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck those of you who made me google Jedward to see what they look like in 2025. You know who you are.

09.08.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning from Presdan! The thing I like about this is that it's highlighted the former West German states because they're always highlighted.

08.08.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Propaganda from their communist government.

08.08.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes, Melbourne, famously sunny.

08.08.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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One for Arrested Development fans.

06.08.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’ll be a thrill for the horny divorced/never married (both for good reasons) men who lust after her. They can have racist sexy chat with their AI Pauline Waifu.

06.08.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love visiting the US, but won’t set foot there now until 2029.

06.08.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s a β€œlecturer in artificial intelligence” now.

05.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahahahaha, I'd forgot about old mate penguin.

05.08.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The strange use of "populism" as a sneer-word meaning "democracy". Politics in democratic systems should deliver what the people want, this should not require debate or definition.

05.08.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only if it comes with upzoning of Balmain to permit medium density apartments.

05.08.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Plenty of piss for everyone here in the EU.

04.08.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Particularly strong scent of piss on the S-Bahn this morning.

04.08.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering I have to be on a train in 3 hours, I should probably get out of bed.

04.08.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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