Thank you sir for practicing skincare to preserve your youthful radiance 😮💨 💅
02.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you sir for practicing skincare to preserve your youthful radiance 😮💨 💅
02.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Civil engineering hack: dig down to the earth's core so that as traffic wears down the top of the road it is replenished from below by cooled magma. 0 maintenance required
02.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't like knowing exactly where a car crash happened because I've driven there hundreds of times
02.03.2026 21:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoa hold on now you're telling me conservatives are putting words in the mouth of a dead person why I never
02.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What you looney libs just don't understand is the president's skin is not his own
02.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I worked at the NYT and I never saw any malfeasance. Oh hey Chris. That was Chris Rufo. Weird guy. Great at darts though. He was at my wedding.
02.03.2026 04:30 — 👍 327 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 1
Chart of
It might be joever for Rose Byrne 😔
02.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Saw it noted elsewhere that he keeps doing things on Saturday so as to not scare the markets
02.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If we try really hard we can reset the calendar like in LoTR when they made the year start on the day the ring was destroyed
02.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 02 hours of feeling like the 5G dog, incredible
02.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why did he slap him
02.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of the Staten Island Fleslans?
02.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The internet physical therapist who estimated months remaining in September is on fraud watch
02.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lmk when the rash is creeping up his face like a KOTOR Sith
02.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was familiar with the Bright Star Wars tweet but hadn't realized it was Jon Landis's son
02.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Brazil
02.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai."
02.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 2639 🔁 428 💬 143 📌 412That bill was protruding into my arm officer
02.03.2026 06:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0youtube.com/shorts/ydOXr...
02.03.2026 06:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are off and running
02.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should publish a single communist ever instead of tom cotton saying it's awesome to mow down anyone at a protest
02.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👇 bsky.app/profile/jill...
02.03.2026 04:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn RIP
02.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not unrelated: I have been giggling about this for almost 24 hours
02.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine how good it would feel to slap that hat off
02.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Internet user in 2015: come to Brazil!!
Movie theater in 1985: come to Brazil
This week in particular I'm feeling the same kind of humiliation that mega racist Americans must have felt seeing Obama win 2 terms handily
02.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reddi wip fire
02.03.2026 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0