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I am not fucking joking when I say the English-speaking video game world would be nothing without GameFAQs. Everyone and their mom used it (literally, my mom and all her friends). If you played video games in the 2000s you probably knew GameFAQs in the same way most people know, like, Wikipedia

We used to post all of our daily self-loathing on livejournal. They took LJ away from us, so now you're allowed to do it wherever you want as far as I'm concerned.

alf from the sitcom sits on a window sill with the words excellent response below him Alt: alf says "excellent response"

I typed "good answer!" into gif search, hoping to find an Animaniacs gif. This was the best I could do.

painting of capybaras in a mini waterfall in a garden

capybaras garden

A magic the gathering food token depicting a sandwich in the art

The magic the gathering card "Karn's Touch" that turns artifacts into artifact creatures

The magic the gathering card "Fling"

Wait, this is relevant.

【オフィシャルショップ限定】ドラゴンクエストのスライム砂時計がe-STOREにて11月8日に発売。ゲームロード画面にあらわれるスライムの砂時計がグッズになって登場。

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Now you can watch all of AMY'S DEAD-END DREAMHOUSE... for FREE, BABY!!!

you can watch Dracula’s Ex-Girlfriend and The Prince AND the next two episodes of Philosophy Tube for free this weekend if you want

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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

architecture sketches: coral settlement
#art

"careless woman"

I'm never gonna cook again
This tender beef has got no flavor

Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/attent... #smbc

I mean I'm a truck driver and I don't know about the double entendre but "no loads refused" actually IS a sign of consumer demand slowing down

There will not be enough popcorn

An American Tail poster with lil ol mouse immigrant Fievel

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

The last time I ate a goldfish I definitely felt like there was zero actual cheese flavor in that cracker

A green-haired anime woman in a black uniform. The caption says "Wendy works in human resources for Team Rocket, and holds a grudge against Jessie because of something that happened years earlier. One day, they were working out together and afterwards got smoothies at the Rocket Café. Jessie left Wendy to pay for them and said, "I'll pay you back someday." While Jessie forgot this over time, Wendy never did, and thus held a constant grudge against her."

I thought, wait, was there a Pokemon character named Wendy?

The answer is actually "no, except for a side character who showed up once and got angry about a smoothie."

So if we just retcon that into a Frosty...

Simogo Legacy Collection on Steam From cute arcade novelties to innovative text-based thrillers and acclaimed fourth wall-breaking stories, Simogo Legacy Collection is an eclectic celebration of Simogo's past, featuring faithful rendi...

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SONIC RUMBLE IS REAL! *jk* 😂

It's Rumble Launch Day and I've got Red Star Ring Giveaway codes, a gift sub Raffle, and unboxing this beautiful Piñata the Sonic Rumble Creator team sent me!! Let’s Rumble~ 💨 #SonicRumble #SonicRumblePartner

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Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

just had to go enemies to lovers huh

@princesmweekes.bsky.social grinding her teeth out there and she doesn't know why

Sliwa didn't get 10%. Make it clear that Cuomo ran as the Republican candidate.

YouTube video by Doobus Goobus Bowser Jr and his Annoying Daddy #animation #mario #funny

@davidrobots.bsky.social are N-gage jokes still funny

Be fucking serious.

Panel 1: a cat says “where is my dinner you two-legged fuck?!” Panel 2: the cat is revealed to be meowing and the human does not understand him. The human says “haha, you do this every daylight savings” Panel 3: the cat says “I know what you consider valuable in this house and I will break it!” Panel 4: the human says “awh someones being a widdle fussy!” The cat is meowing very loudly “MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW”

I too hate daylight savings

NEW COMIC: 6-7!

If you have school age children and don’t understand this one…. buckle up… it’s coming.

I will never understand why he says "innocent men" or why it's so funny but I may just reblog it every time

a scarred young man stands in his underwear. one figure shows his front and the other shows his back!

✒️re-drew aidan's scarsheet after a few years for fun! very enjoyable tbh

The #DB2025 shirt is a radical assault of neon colors depicting a cartoon cactus driving a pink bus. Additionally, a UFO is flying across the top of the design.

The radical scientists at @fangamer.com have concocted another totally awesome shirt for #DB2025! Beam over to shirt.desertbus.org to order this year's version, or a previous edition (in select sizes)!