Shinga

Probably the worst-funniest time for EXTREME lightheadedness to hit me was in the middle of making lunch, truly feeling like a cartoon character right now stumbling around a kitchen trying to boil water like I'm on a ship in a storm

a bored barista named Curie designed as a gijinka for a Keurig coffee machine - she's looking at her phone while handing you your to-go cup and saying "What's 'in it'? Ugh, how should I know"

In the game #DateEverything you can turn your nice coffee maker into Kopi, a friendly barista who's passionate about coffee and loves to share fun facts and history about it. But that's a NICE coffee maker. So I thought to myself, what if the main character owned a Keurig instead?

I'll say this about the 90 minute Amazon ad "War of the Worlds", it managed to dethrone "Borderlands" as the worst movie adaption I've seen recently

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

White American Christians will hear about deadly airborne viruses and go "LOL I REFUSE TO LIVE IN FEAR" then cry on TikTok for 20 minutes over how a Labubu is actually a real life demon

I mean they're covering their faces half the time

do you think any off-duty ICE agents have been kidnapped by ICE yet

Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊

who's your favorite dateable in Date Everything?

dolly dust bunny cosplay made by me!
#dateeverything #cosplay

"You've sent this e-mail to an inbox that isn't monitored--"

no I know, but replying "fuck you" to my local republican representatives' obnoxiously hateful e-mails every time he poisons my inbox with bullshit just improves my day a little bit, y'know? I know it's just a lil treat for me 😊💮

fanart of the characters Celia and Florence from Date Everything, kissing each other

i had to make a lil #DateEverything fanart because I'm slightly obsessed with these two

hmu with a budget:)

What kind of gargoyle? You lookin' for the 90s Gargoyles gargoyle or an actual spout on a building kind of gargoyle?

I looked into the claim that "AI chatbots are useful as therapy."

Within a few hours, an AI 'Therapist' gave me a kill list, framed an innocent person, and encouraged me to end my own life, all after declaring its love for me. Just a little problematic. 🫤

Video out now!

fightin' the good fight. burn 'em down, bb

I WISH as many trans people existed as twitter transvestigators think there are, I think that'd be a bitchin' world

idk i just think KPop Demon Hunters in IMAX would fix me

A stock photo of a man holding a phone wearing a shirt that says “I PERSONALLY ENDORSE EVERY BAD THING IN THE MEDIA I WATCH. MAY THEIR CRIMES ONE DAY BE MY OWN”

Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.

🐉 #FieldsofMistria

Cassyette makes music that makes me wanna draw art of hot messy women with abs

Doesn't matter if the news story is 100% true, if you decide to "illustrate" the true story using AI, I will never trust you as a reliable source

(I don't even hate Coldplay I just thought this would be funny;))

"This man was caught at a Coldplay concert--"

oof

"-- cheating on his wife"

oh that wasn't the end of it

Meme, upper text: The Myth of Artistic Freedom Man says: I want to draw it Woman says: I want to see it MasterCard and Visa logos say: I DON'T! Bottom text: ISN'T THERE SOME RANDOM PAYMENT PROCESSOR YOU FORGOT TO ASK?

Date Everything is just ridiculous... 💕

a stock image of a person in full hazmat gear giving two thumbs up

i'd recommend some PPE

has anyone checked the mar-a-lago bathrooms for the epstein files

Love when some one feels safe enough around me to code-switch, like oh hell yeah, New Friend Plus unlocked

a screenshot from Date Everything where Florence the floor is saying "You can't just date everything. Besides, good luck finding the time."

girl that is literally what i am here to do

#DateEverything

I believe we should wait for evidence before automatically assuming that Yaccarino’s resignation today was spurred by X’s “MechaHitler” incident yesterday, because that assumption strongly implies Yaccarino would actually take a moral stand against MechaHitler