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Philly, physically. Stardew Valley, mentally. DM me right after I follow back to see if you can break my land-speed blocking record.

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The Kennedys prove to me thereโ€™s no such thing as a benevolent god.

23.11.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genius! ๐Ÿ˜„ How did it take over 24 hours to get this comment?

23.11.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I ever reuse this joke Iโ€™m making this change ๐Ÿ˜„

22.11.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Savage! ๐Ÿ˜†

22.11.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha!!! Nice.

22.11.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So dead serious.

22.11.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Birds sitting neatly along several power lines causing it to appear as if itโ€™s musical notes.

Birds sitting neatly along several power lines causing it to appear as if itโ€™s musical notes.

The one song Beethoven couldnโ€™t play.

22.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s wild to me that you can lead a fairly decent life, get assassinated then have your son go on to destroy the entire health care system of the United States.

21.11.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This man knows whatโ€™s healthy.

21.11.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIโ€™m the kinda G the little homies wanna be like, saying prayers in the streetlightโ€ hit so hard at 11.

21.11.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10000000%

20.11.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly!

20.11.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely!

20.11.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel you. The reapplication process was the part I hate the most. My son has medical assistance for autism and they still make me reapply once a year just in case heโ€™s not autistic anymore?

20.11.2025 10:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100000% such novel ideas they come up with.

20.11.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works.

20.11.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never actually listened to this song but itโ€™s burned into my head and I sing the chorus every time it rains thanks to one late night cd compilation commercial that I watched constantly.

19.11.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถIโ€™m a wokester
Iโ€™m a jokester
Iโ€™m a midnight tokester.๐ŸŽถ

19.11.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rollins suggested that everyone who receives SNAP be required to reapply. But it's not clear whether Rollins was suggesting an additional requirement or referring to the current one that mandates people to periodically recertify their income and other information.

An Agriculture Department spokesperson didn't clarify but instead said in a statement that the standard recertification processes for households is part of a plan to eliminate fraud, abuse and waste.

Under federal law, most households must report their income and basic information every four to six months and be fully recertified for SNAP at least every 12 months. Full recertification can occur every 24 months for households where all adults are age 60 and above or have disabilities.

Rollins suggested that everyone who receives SNAP be required to reapply. But it's not clear whether Rollins was suggesting an additional requirement or referring to the current one that mandates people to periodically recertify their income and other information. An Agriculture Department spokesperson didn't clarify but instead said in a statement that the standard recertification processes for households is part of a plan to eliminate fraud, abuse and waste. Under federal law, most households must report their income and basic information every four to six months and be fully recertified for SNAP at least every 12 months. Full recertification can occur every 24 months for households where all adults are age 60 and above or have disabilities.

Theyโ€™re combating waste, fraud and abuse by *checks notes* doing what weโ€™ve always done.

19.11.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 591    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Itโ€™s like they read the back of the cliffs notes 3 days ago.

19.11.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember that time some idiots gave free public transit rides to people who could do like 10 squats?

19.11.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha!

18.11.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cultural pride? I find my husband leaving it on a little too long when the kids are awake ๐Ÿ˜†

18.11.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was just thinking how you couldnโ€™t ever have a Karoline Leavitt without letting a Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars.

18.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure just walked by it.

18.11.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The bad of a tree trunk spring a massive group of knots that have been cut through exposing rounded layers.

The bad of a tree trunk spring a massive group of knots that have been cut through exposing rounded layers.

Cool

18.11.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow and that was some extra long torture.

18.11.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the heads up!

18.11.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awwwwwkward

18.11.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve yet to catch that one ๐Ÿ˜†

18.11.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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