Danielle

And I’m the bot!

A thread of replies where someone claims I’m a bot and says they blocked me. I asked me? Then they blocked me for real.

Ha! 💀💀💀💀💀

Me?

Oh man you got me.

If you need me I’ll be watching old Halloween cartoons with the soul of Benjamin Lay which possessed a butternut squash.

My son is nearly 10, peak smartass age.

There we go! Man, I did not have arguing with fucking Canadians on my lifetime bingo card.

I’m honestly shocked I haven’t been. She’s too nosey to lose access to this post.

This is not a serious person.

Why are you so afraid to curse on the internet?

Ouch, internet insults are extra painful!

No it’s dumb bitch, stranger!

It’s so hard to tell if people are just trolling but I was like this is way too much, ma’am.

Kara is Canadian for Karen.

Yea I’ll personally get right on that Kara. Thank you Canada for solving all the world’s problems today!

Wow. Gross.

What a gross statement. Not all Americans are maga.

Ok but we have to live with him thanks

I don’t think my economy is doing well, no.

Who is “their?”

We all have our own ways to deal with a dictator I guess.

Sure

You stopped listening when he went on to list all the conflicts Trump ended and the great economy he’s created?

Would you believe that Pam Bondi and I have the same exact, “I’m not hiding anything” face?

Welcome to the season of, “That decoration is terrifying only because I’m not sure if the hydraulic is supposed to sound like that.”

Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin'
I'm sittin' here just contemplatin'
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation
Handful of senators don't pass legislation
And marches alone can't bring integration
When human respect is disintegratin'
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'

A long decorative Jack-o-lantern with a lightbulb shining brightly from within.

The pumpkin wax melter that’s been in my bathroom all year is seasonal once again!

When I heard his voice I went, “No fricking way!” That was my favorite scene in a really great film.

I was never a huge fan of the TLC song but it is catchy.

I’m sure but Aussie fries truly are perfection.