My dad hasn’t called in weeks 🤔
Remember when Russia banned beards because they’re far too attractive?
AI is acceptable only when it’s catching my misuse of “affect” vs. “effect.”
Too real 😭
It was literally 80 degrees yesterday.
Picturing Hoover, Comey and the deepthroat dude getting choked out by a guy with cauliflower ear.
Are you Jake Paul sweating through a suit because you’ve got me questioning human physiology?
Happy 311 Day! If you’re All Mixed Up just get Down with a Beautiful Disaster. ❤️
That’s quite an echo.
That’s what I was thinking but I time hoping somehow for better.
Looking it up now. I’m also thinking marble madness. Glorious.
At all
Can someone explain how you put pressure on a color? I feel like I missed something.
*rubs*
Thank you 🤗
I’ll be singing this all day now. Such a classic.
They did the Team America song!
Breaking: Attempted murder no longer a thing
Toys to keep me sane.
This is very true
Just told a work client who I do not know and have never or will never meet “see you later.” Does anyone know where I can find that vat of acid from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Jumping around at the grade school dance to Offspring’s Self Esteem with my fellow 10-year-olds was an experience.
Good morning!
Ha!
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Life’s hard.
Start a new game of Stardew Valley.
Showtime, please put Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, Clint Eastwood, Dennis Miller, and Jesse Ventura in a house for 6 weeks with exactly enough resources to keep 5 people alive, but also the option to stockpile resources for yourself by exploiting housemates and called it The Real Real L Word.
Ha!!
Wait this may be more accurate 😭😄
