food has to have a little bit of poison in it
23.02.2026 09:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0food has to have a little bit of poison in it
23.02.2026 09:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cigarette butts in the mud
23.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0burning down the forest for a rock that lies to me
23.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there are people in your phone, but computer is not a person
23.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they use senso-rings like Coneheads
21.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cosmic web implies spider god
17.02.2026 09:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no, it’s a fine horse year…I just didn’t expect it to be on fire
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make it the 51st state
09.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super Bowl ads for machines that turn people inside out
09.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(watching curling) you should have to scream the name of every sport as you play it
06.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0explaining “it’s sexual for me” whenever anyone asks about one of my hobbies
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contracting leprosy from this goblin and getting confined to your own personal winter
03.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in their midwinter desperation they direct prayers not to a silent God but to the lesser creatures of the earth
02.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God has donned His earmuffs, which is why He can’t hear our prayers
02.02.2026 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Groundhog Day but it’s briefly releasing a Zeta Reticulan from space jail only to zap it with a cattle prod, and it’s every Monday
02.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yanking a comfy critter from its cozy hole because I’m jealous
02.02.2026 16:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0imploring a wretched creature to release us from this torment
02.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0speaking only to the bad cop to keep em guessing
01.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0walking Hamden ham
26.01.2026 21:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you’re not using some sort of canes you’re not maximizing your potential as a kind of goat man
26.01.2026 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0slop at the trough ≫
26.01.2026 03:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super Bowl branding is funny because it’s like America is the New Rome unless we have to use a big L in which case we’ll stick with Arabic numerals
26.01.2026 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0playing a game of Telephone with God and His other creatures
26.01.2026 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in this house we worship the god of rot and decay
26.01.2026 00:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0horror movie “don’t go in there” reaction trope but it’s a space alien observing planet Earth bemused by the humans
24.01.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0there are valuable metalloproteins in rich people’s blood
24.01.2026 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Greenland looks so big on a map because it is the largest island on the planet
22.01.2026 06:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0mansplaining that I’m not gaslighting but merely lying
21.01.2026 21:15 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0the sun doesn’t want us to go to the moon
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