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@vastdeference.bsky.social

stay-at-home uncle

162 Followers  |  299 Following  |  187 Posts  |  Joined: 29.09.2023  |  1.8308

Latest posts by vastdeference.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hulk Hogan but when he calls you brother it’s because you both live on the compound

02.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ideal society is we all work at nuclear plants and live like anabaptists

02.08.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my girl fluorine, our bond forever but toxic

02.08.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

big foot but it’s an alien or god smiting us

02.08.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

roadside attraction

29.07.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fevered ream

29.07.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(raspy) this way, friend

28.07.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people should read less and say more

28.07.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

psychopomp but it’s a shifty freak type creature that gives you pause

28.07.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God is in the next one

28.07.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there was a way but it’s closed now

28.07.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

her man knew ticks

28.07.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

crawling into the earth to be closer to It

28.07.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

compost active

28.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Satan put a straw in my brain and slurped out all the true and pure intentions

28.07.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God and Satan are the same thing it’s pulling us into the ground and we should go to it

28.07.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Satan is real, and He’s spectacular

28.07.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Appalachian epigenetics tugging at me like kudzu

28.07.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s not a cult, it’s an installation

28.07.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but an illusion of the retreating sun

28.07.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

somehow imagined sea monkeys and was like yeah of course

28.07.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could almost actually swing this

28.07.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

setting up shop in a derelict rural church but doing Recognitions style Mithraism and Zarathustra type shit

28.07.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

smiling at the hellmouth, sparking one up with the inferno

28.07.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

less windshield bug splatter is just because of improved aerodynamics and pesticides

27.07.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, a man of taste, a man of flavour

27.07.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Daoism is when you let God have His way with you

26.07.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God is having His way with us

26.07.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God put all that stuff in the sky to dazzle and confuse us

26.07.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remote brewery with calendrical monumental architecture

25.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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