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๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ ๐Ÿ“š โšœ๏ธ She/her Teacher, crafter, and Ted Cruz bully. Life managed by Fig.

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demanded to return inside ๐Ÿ˜‚ weโ€™re in for some intense weather! Normally she loves the yard

09.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been out of the house a lot hanging out with my stepdad, so I figured I would hang out with Fig this am in the yard while I do homework. She is HIGHLY suspicious of the sky today. Keeps looking at it and whining. so. do with that what you will.

09.11.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Armed US immigration agents drive off with toddler after arrest of father โ€˜Devastatedโ€™ family demands answers after two-year-old driven by armed agents from LA Home Depot parking lot

Guardian: Masked, heavily armed federal immigration agents arrested a US citizen in the parking lot of a Los Angeles Home Depot store, then entered his car and drove away with his toddler, who is also a US citizen, in the backseat.

06.11.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 411    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.

06.11.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4321    ๐Ÿ” 1157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

A highlight of last night I'm not seeing much today:

Spanberger, Shirrell, and Mamdani all won clear majorities of young male voters last night.

05.11.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3837    ๐Ÿ” 595    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Amazingggg

02.11.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We used to do these at school for our classroom Thanksgiving potlucks! I donโ€™t know the cooking process (the cafeteria did it for the classrooms thank god) but I remember the turkey being moist and yummy! And everyone was so sad when we had to stop the Popeyes turkeys last year

01.11.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also i am about to crash out because i spent too much money on jicama at trader joe's and i can't get the fucking container to open

01.11.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

four more weeks and then one more semester and i'll finally hopefully be done with this masters. this is the part of the semester where i really just don't want to do any of the thingssss. takes me four times as long to get one assignment done because i just don't want to ๐Ÿ˜‚

01.11.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I had to paint a Lorax mustache because it was the fluffiest one I could find

31.10.2025 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Ebony's Fight Against Breast Cancer, organized by Ebony London Hey everyone, This isnโ€™t easy for me to write, but Iโ€™m learning that โ€ฆ Ebony London needs your support for Support Ebony's Fight Against Breast Cancer

My dear friend is undergoing her third lumpectomy as she battles breast cancer. Sheโ€™s a local special education educator, mother, and one of the kindest people I know. I know money is tight for everyone right now, but please consider sharing ๐Ÿ’” gofund.me/8fa739485

30.10.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*cleans glasses* omg everything is so beautiful

28.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Had so much fun being silly and spooky with mis amigas anoche ๐Ÿ‘ป trying to clean this am so I can go to the paradeeeeee if yall are going hollerrrr

25.10.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need to make a magnet series of mts's ass because omg it's insane. howwwww????

25.10.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omgggg

24.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of a copy of Cervantesโ€™ โ€œDon Quijote de la Manchaโ€ being promoted as literature by Latinx authors

A photo of a copy of Cervantesโ€™ โ€œDon Quijote de la Manchaโ€ being promoted as literature by Latinx authors

Cervantes rolls in his grave

22.10.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

21.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12417    ๐Ÿ” 5116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 693
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Tried Figโ€™s Halloween costume out at the Glitter Pumpkin Patch today and one of us really enjoyed it..Iโ€™ll let you guess which one ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whole Krewe here today!

19.10.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just this weekend! Today is the last day. If there's something specific you want though, I can put aside for you! And if you're wanting to see the glitter pumpkins I can send a photo or something to ya--they'll have whatever they don't sell today in store for purchase this week, I think!

19.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back at NOLA craft Culture! Today and tomorrow until 6 ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

18.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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AOC: And they are able to radicalize a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.

16.10.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36709    ๐Ÿ” 9878    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 775    ๐Ÿ“Œ 566

the blue jay uniforms are so cute!!

16.10.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck the dodgers

15.10.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO CUTE!!!!

14.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is the energy we need to bring to f**cists nowadays

14.10.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the amount of love I have for bertrand...been a min since I read any of him! definitely stealing "emotional universes" tysm

14.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Arkansas wants to jail librarians. The First Amendment wonโ€™t allow it. Arkansasโ€™s Act 372 would let the state jail librarians for โ€œharmfulโ€ books. The First Amendment wonโ€™t let censorship win.

"Arkansas is trying to save one of the most extreme book censorship laws in recent memory, one that would allow jailing librarians and booksellers for keeping materials on their shelves that fall under the statuteโ€™s broad definition of โ€œharmful to minors.โ€

11.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 340    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

October baseball has been really fun this season. Love seeing new teams progressing through the playoffs! (fuck the dodgers)

12.10.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Come on by! All set up! $1 off at my table if you have proof of voting. 127 s Soloman, today and tomorrow 12 - 6

11.10.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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