Dave

Sign printed on an A4 sheet of paper in a shop window. The sign says "HEILIUM BALLOON Available"

Spotted in my local shop window. I guess even nazis need party supplies 🤷‍♂️

Pemmican?

Every time you use a VPN, I put a slightly torn jazz mag in a bush.

After the 3rd match, he rose again, in accordance with the scriptures.

🤣

Me - How do I upload it?
CP - Drag & drop, or use the paperclip icon and choose the file to upload.
Me - I tried that and it says the file format isn't supported.
CP - You're right, I can't do that yet. Let me give you some links to sites that can.

Here is an interaction I had with Microsoft CoPilot today.
Me - Can you transcribe a French audio file?
CP - Yes, I can do that, please upload the file.
Me - *uploads .wav file*
CP - Error - file type not supported
Me - What formats are supported?
CP - .wav, .mp3, .m4a, .aac & .ogg

1 bag, under the seat in front of me, 4 nights away, no bother. I can't remember the last time I used the overhead lockers.

So sorry to hear this.
I never had a cat myself, but my parents had 2, and it was hard enough when they died (the cats, not my parents 🙂) so I really feel for you. Sounds like you gave her the best life though.

10CC's Graham Gouldman finally sees first cricket match – but did he love it? Graham Gouldman of 10CC has finally been to see his first cricket match, despite claiming to “love” the sport in lyrics nearly 50 years ago.

He don't like cricket, oh no! He love it.

www.nme.com/news/music/1...

Happy birthday! Have fun in Cambridge.

Real men don't need to be told what to do by Fox.

Front of shirt

Back of shirt

New limited edition Clapton CFC trans solidarity goalkeeper shirt is available to pre-order now 🔥

All profits go to the Trans Legal Clinic ✊

The one-off window to buy closes on May 30 then they will be manufactured.

www.claptoncfc.co.uk/2025/05/20/c...

A short clip of the Don Bosco brass band from Bamberg, playing at the Bedford-Bamberg beer festival yesterday.
Not the largest selection of beers (and only 1 from Bamberg itself!) but well worth the visit.

RIP Gadi.

Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov, who earlier said there are no plans for Putin to speak to Trump in the ciming days, pictured above lookalike, Swiss Toni from The Fast Show.

Uncanny.

Hardly worth him unpacking. They'll be announcing his replacement in a couple of months.

An A22C Churchill MkIII tank on display in Luton, as part of the VE Day 80 commemorations.

Headline: Moon dust arrives in Milton Keynes from China. Picture shows vial of moon dust (photo is watermarked BBC News). Precis of the article goes on to explain that the samples were the 1st to be collected in nearly 50 years, and are being loaned to the UK by China.

Even moon dust is made in China these days!!!

I think that you can be forgiven when Cantillon is involved.

Lincoln Ibis.

Lekker!

A few beers are definitely in order.
I know, I know. A few beers are always in order, but now they are even more so 🙂🍺🍺🍺
Cheers!

We never make it easy. Ever.
But, that's half the fun 😁

Or maybe an own goal.
But frankly, who cares??? 🙂

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Shandon, you beaut!

Art imitating life 🙂

Just put some chlorine in it.

Nice day out at the beach, by the looks of it. 🙂

I once saw a dog at US border control that was checking for fruit and vegetables. It indicated a find on a bag that had no fruit or veg. The bag's owner said "I had some bananas in there a couple of days ago", and it was immediately decided that those were what the dog had detected