to be a pip 😔

No but deadass 💀

I cannot believe it is only Wednesday

Very simple!

Barely holding on—

me: i had a tasty orange today
yall: you know what else is ORANGE?! TRUMP. you need to be worried about that!!!

😂😂
this is what it feels like being online sometimes.

And if you can’t,

Do not try to knock her down to operate within your financial constraints

Mama was pissed when he turned human 😂

FUCK I miss Borders.

Calling having an ID "walking papers".... Theres so many people that aren't well right now.

My uber driver won’t shut tf up omg.

People who drive with no seat belt confuse me.

I have absolutely no interest in any of the work I should be doing right now

I miss Beyoncé.

White men are mediocre in every sense of the word and are the only group that are continuously allowed to fail upwards.

I feel this way about folks who take their dogs everywhere. Dogs do not want to be out there around all them people and smells and you eating tacos and they tied to the chair panting

ME: i had a nightmare i was eating a nature valley bar in bed

THEM: and then what happened

ME: no that’s it. there were crumbs everywhere and it was awful

Watching The Hunting Wives and Sophie easy as hell omg 😭😭

He is such a beautiful man.

And there’s always soooo much space for them to walk around. Like you do not own everything the sun touches.

One of my favorite things to do is to come to a full stop, they always look so affronted.

As a last resort I will come to a full stop but I am not moving.

I love kissing. When I like someone I be wanting a million a day😭 idc if u just gave me one ..gimme another MUAH

JIGGY JIGGY JIGGY

Sunday morning?? Adam and them was in their bag DEEP. 😮‍💨

He’s not being hyperbolic, and it’s probably the most honest he’ll ever be with you! Take heed 😭

As soon as he say it too. Do not waste another moment with that nigga.