malcoholic

posting ugly porn

a woman with #schitts creek written on the corner of her shirt ALT: a woman with #schitts creek written on the corner of her shirt

gross

FINALLY some good news!

that is very practical. i let them offer so that i may graciously accept. 🫠

watching Daria

(you wouldn't ask to hit it?)

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings."

two men in military uniforms are giving each other a high five on a stage . ALT: two men in military uniforms are giving each other a high five on a stage .

I hear/understand all of the criticisms, even accepting that many are valid. And still, I do not care.

The Weeknd just be making Fall Out Boy songs with a Michael Jackson glove on em, and y’all eat that shit up.

I still get a tiny bit emotional at it.

while decorating the tree, I chose National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation for our holiday viewing.

The Teen.. went another direction. 🫠

almost done!

(i thought we WERE finished, but the boss decided it needs those loose tinsel strands)

yeah, lemme see what ya working with

On it

I feel like unconditional love doesn’t even cover it 🥹

(This is a pro trans account so don’t be stupid)

The slightly blurry animals is one of the main giveaways for me, also the subjects randomly change size, some of the people distort and merge with their surroundings..

HATE!

god i hate this fucking ghoul

I just checked my library -- voila! 😂

OMG?? Jacob from American Idol? And also, I have a song from this album and didn't realize..?!

Batma Returns is a Christmas movie.

Fave moments from every SG episode 59: Terminal

bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

what?!

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and looking down ALT: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and looking down

Not to brag, but I've never opened or asked ChatGBT anything.

When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?

I will survive the coming civil war by waiting two days until these guys realize they have to get back to work to afford the $850 car payment on their lifted dodge ram laramie

“This is not my beautiful enterprise” And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful kirk”

that Italian deli video with the ICE officers is blatantly AI and i somehow have seen it reposted several times as if it is not.

i’m tired.

My word! I don't know the music but it sounds like a doozy