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I’m not taking time out my life to talk to a nigga named TOPHER about anything, ever. Not in this life or the next.

And that’s just that on that….

ok. why did you do this ? @baylorginuwine1.bsky.social

eight hours is eight hours!
let's haggle on the start time, though 😓

It says "POLICIA" on the goddamn shield.

that's what's really gonna show fat meat is greasy. when the cops use their "us vs them" on ICE?? smoke in the city 😶

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

i still do too.

sorry to the young people who like to pronounce things as different things (see: incorrectly), but he wrote down sixlack so that's what i'ma say.

The etiquette is that you have to stop using the engagement party favor beer koozie once the couple gets divorced

yelling "DO 'CHERRY BLOSSOM GIRL'!!" at the top of my lungs, then getting escorted out <<

Air is playing five more shows in the states this year. Do whatever you can to see them.

Emergency baby goat timeline cleanse for the people that just can’t anymore 🫶

LMAO

off a cliff

thank you! i have some tweaks i want to try, but i see the vision is clear 📝

a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a camel cigarette sign ALT: a man wearing glasses is standing in front of a camel cigarette sign

😍😍😍

a woman is standing at a podium with a microphone and holding a maracas in her hand . ALT: a woman is standing at a podium with a microphone and holding a maracas in her hand .

no cross needed. motion granted!

That face would launch a thousand ships. i was incredulous he tried to front, like "uh I thought Jason was the DUMB one."

yeah.
dumb, AND HOT. let's be serious.

i have screenshots saved. the north remembers. Eleanor knew what time it was.

a woman in a blue sweater is holding a cardboard sign that says hot . ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is holding a cardboard sign that says hot .

a program filled to the brim with absolute smokeshows

a man wearing a hat and a leather jacket is sitting on a couch and saying i appreciate it , bro . ALT: a man wearing a hat and a leather jacket is sitting on a couch and saying i appreciate it , bro .

👊🏾

you can imagine what happened when i explained Also Hot Chidi

loose off the goose and talking about The Good Place, i forgot his name and referred to Jason as "the hot one"

denzel's face screwed up so fast.

he's so handsome and this is one of my favorite gifs 😅

a man in a tuxedo is sitting on a couch with the snl logo on the bottom ALT: a man in a tuxedo is sitting on a couch with the snl logo on the bottom

😊

4 (your) eyez only

tried a new recipe and it worked af