malcoholic

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Clothes tell the tale, too.
But easier for men than women.

and sometimes the "uppercase gums/lowercase teeth" pairing is a sign.
I don't make the rules.

hair is a very strong indicator.
there's undone, and then there's the "it just always looks like that" crew.

'Whites Only' pie has the latter.
On girls, it's weird crunchily straightened hair always undone at the root.
On men, the hairline follows the Delta Coast; going every whichaway.

how cute! I used to buy shoes to match things! No name brands, of course, but I had a $5 pair of ultra high-top fake Converses in pastel pink I thought were just darling.

I honestly cannot remember the last pair of shoes (and/or sneakers) I bought. Maybe some nonslip jawns for the job? Last year? Before that I truly cannot begin to fathom. I wanna say it was a random pair of Filas from Marshall's for $16 because the nonslip ones I got hurt 🥲🥲

simple and effective. goes with everything, don't even need socks every time just slip on and GO

I haven't had any in years but they were my fave for a time! I used to be ripping and running in my converses!

This is off the top of my head.
There are many many more.
I've a very good memory for scripted dialogue -- and I love to rewatch things I'm familiar with (and enjoy).

oh! and
Pretty Woman (obvs)
Die Hard With A Vengeance
maybe Steel Magnolias but I get iffy 3/4 through
Clue

A Low Down Dirty Shame
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Sister Act 2,
Batman
Labyrinth,
Goonies,
Clueless,
Hocus Pocus,
The Mask,
Singing in the Rain,
Almost Famous,
Chicago,
Pulp Fiction
, and more Disney movies than I care to name.

My brain couldn't come up with the phrase "wash the dishes" so I just told my wife I needed to "do the sink laundry"

Queen Latifah give me strength!!

without question! It is the only way 😌

louise: is there a vegan alternative for egging a fascist? gene: I only found a brick

this is a bob's burgers meme account now

@sagecoby.bsky.social unfollow me, weird ass

easily

I requested: 2.8 lbs Value Pack of boneless/skinless chicken thighs.
I received: regular 1.5 lbs of bone-in, skin-on.

Instacart lady, I'm surprised at you. And it came so late!

But they sent me a $5 coupon for having replaced the item. Still I rise!

a werewolf in front of a house wearing a ‘BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads ‘THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅

Philadelphia, America's Greatest City.

OK Tracer Bullet was good but I assume we're all in agreement that this is the all-time BEST Calvin & Hobbes strip, correct

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

And they don't use Google (as much) because many weren't trained to start there or learn to correctly identify spam/ads/sponsored results. ChatGPT *appears* to collect info and present it concisely, saving you the trouble of processing it for yourself 🙃

I think its true purpose is to operate like a personal assistant/answer generator.

But sometimes it jumbles up the response because it doesn't always sort things correctly (for example two actors w/ the same name might end up as one mingled entry). Or it just makes up an answer. 🙃

Like Google, I think. They search a topic, and the results are summarized in a way that sounds.. almost conversationally human?

Bromelain fucking up every prescription under the sun but the people wanna taste like a cracked can of Dole. 😞

a man with glasses and a ring on his finger is sitting with his hand on his chin and the caption #cbcdragonsden ALT: a man with glasses and a ring on his finger is sitting with his hand on his chin and the caption #cbcdragonsden

Nick Cannon? In a lead role?
I don't see myself suffering that.

CN??? I am so blessed to be unfamiliar 🙌🏽🙌🏽

Sounds like the feel good movie of the century for the first couple minutes!

oh that's great! maybe I really will watch it then

This is one of the more pervasive sex myths I've heard: drink pineapple juice and it'll make your bodily fluids taste like pineapples.
Anecdotal and unfounded!