malcoholic

i was not kidding 🥹

didn't know it would come in a basket all stacked up like this, so i'm repotting it into a cast-iron tree stand i have.

once it settles to the house heat, i'll trim the top a bit. her shoes are scraping the sky

last christmas i gave you my heart, this christmas im a zombie

weird science!

parking garage on 16th and market, i will wear a red carnation and be carrying a brown paper lunch bag.

gobbling up everything until it's one hulking mass they'll call ĶBŁ
and it'll costs $300

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could we??

let me know when you're ready, dear

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2 minutes of overtime this week

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The noise I just made was somewhere between a bark and a chortle. I'd go to bed with an Uncrustable and a bottle of room temp juice

PRETTY RICKY WHAT THEY CALLED HIM

Pacing is the name of the game!

It's a marathon, not a sprint! my timing's down to a science!

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3 old-fashioneds gets the party started

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If you need a trainer course on how to manage 3 or more Old-Fashioneds in your system...

come to deathrow records!!

Dilemme by Lous and The Yakuza on Apple Music Song · 2019 · Duration 3:07

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pack of Kools at best

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Kendrick was my #1 by a country mile

and look how that turned out!! Recreating a flop is the craziest thing I've ever heard.

Gavin Newsome is a CW governor. Stop trying to make TV personalities into real politicians, pls & thx

Lyfe Jennings is just a pack of Newports with a guitar

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But—

Irreplaceable

it was the first song i heard from her by herself that I said, "ok, maybe she IS Diana, and they were the Supremes"

I got 9 more months, sister

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Innit Zendaya is doing her little thing!!

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

"you who juss turned on yuh CD plair"

I know SOMEBODY who hasn't checked the statute of limitations on shoplifting/petty larceny.

It's 2 years. Guess when they stopped selling Discmans at FOREMAN MILLS? 🙂‍↔️

the cramps dragged me to hell!!! I keep cans of beefaroni and a bagged salad around for occasions such as these! "Here, damn! (Lovingly)"