Clifford the Big Red F🚩g

I have such a problem being around mortals. Like I don’t know how to deal with it. Their emotions are so trivial to me. Their thoughts. Their everything. I don’t know how to relate to a mortal. Especially one who sees everything in the now. To me the now extends a decade to them it’s instantaneous

Move in with me

Toasty

Not my weed guy wanting to have him as his psychic/witch to do readings and shit in exchange for free weed. We love bartering our skills.

I’d rather be alone than have a man that’s sober and doesn’t do drugs. Like what a boring life. PASS.

I’m supposed to perform a seance next week. Idk if I wanna let the spirit possess me to speak face to face or not yet.

And you didn’t share with me /: fake

I fucking hate men

Can’t spell dissapointMENt without MEN

The way I just solo’d a team on Pokemon Unite our score was 992 and I scored 612 out of the 992 with 89 assists. You can’t keep a bad bitch down. I usually solo teams tbh cus my team always ends up useless. (I’m a Ceruledge main)

Okay so like the hot guy who is the boyfriend of my friends daughter is also on parole and that makes him so much hotter when he flirts with me. Idc if it’s playing or not. I wanna suck the tattoo ink out of his skin through his big dick 🥵

It’s so funny and cute too cus he calls his gfs phone and will ask if speak to me and he’s always like “I love you, you know that?” Like 🥰🥰🥰🥰 let me have a prison man in peace

Omg so like this guy I know who just got locked up wants me. Like bad. He added me before his girlfriend to his visitor list and has been calling me to go see him. His daughter and her very very very hot boyfriend came to tell me I need to go see him and I’m like? Well let me have a prison husband

Like how are you gonna suck cock with a broken jaw? Lmaoooooooooo

I love beating up twinks. They’re trash in the gay community but overall I just love beating the living shit out of fags who think they’re too cool for school and wanna be shallow POS.

Someone clocked my on my knuckles today cus they were all torn up. Like yes I beat a faggot up and what of it? I’ll do it again and to more fags that try it.

Hot men keep systematically ending up with UGLY guys and I get it. It’s security knowing your partner can’t do better but personally I could never be with someone ugly

“If you can’t put it on your resume what’s the point” - me about men at this point in my life

If you followed me on TikTok I’m sorry but I got banned again 😪 the Christians got me this time. Last time was the MAGAts. But I’ve resurrected

She’s also allegedly in her 20’s like okay babes. Maybe in dog years cus your skin is worn out leather that’s been stretched more than Jeepers Creepers and the Chainsaw Massacre. Be so for real with your worn out bike seat face that has been used and abused.

There’s an f word by the name of Jack W**rm*n that is a social climbing leech and she’s a worthless POS who looks 20 years older than she is cus she’s been peddling her loose pussy around NYC trying to land a rich man.

Republicans. Especially MAGA is a cancer that I hope is eradicated/rectified soon. None of them deserve a voice when they can’t even read.

Long story short it turns out it was just another day for the kids, I’ve never dealt with anything so ghetto in my life, not even when I sold Tina. They want me to be guardian of the kids, I mean understandably, but girl. This is too much.

At this point I’m like sir you are not gonna win this fight Im an ex dealer and full of rage for the public embarrassment I’ve had to endure! Like get the fuck out of my face or I’ll eat it, throw it up, and make you eat it. GET OUT OF MY FACE

At this point I’m yelling at the top of my lungs at both of them. All the neighbors apartment’s lights are turning on. I just turn around take the kids inside and lock the damn doors. I was not having it. The boyfriend who they call Loco btw eventually tried running up on me to fight

Her kids hear him first and tell me someone’s yelling for me. I go outside and the bitch stole his car. He’s telling me he’s gonna call the cops she’s out on a joyride trying to run him down. Eventually she gets out and starts hurling the keys and everything at him SCREAMING

I went over to a friends place, we did a few bumps, we go back to her kids and her boyfriend is out there waiting for her. I take the kids in to make dinner while she stays out with her man talking. Maybe 45 min later I hear her boyfriend SCREAMING for me at the top of his lungs.

I have to talk about this somewhere cus last night was one of the most GHETTO nights of my life

Drinking red wine and black coffee together like a complete psychopath

Lynette the entire series is an annoying manipulative, controlling, fucking bitch but S6-7 is truly the worst. I would’ve left her ass flat broke with 5 kids for being such a controlling insufferable cunt.