Servia Plath

You weren’t meant to understand the universe. You were meant to decay in it. Happy Sunday

I miss when we used to have those little automated coupon dispensers at the grocery store and a functioning congress

I’m one self-checkout kiosk away from a cataclysmic crash out

Best Buy’s layout is like “here damn have some electronics”

When Shakespeare said these violent delights have violent ends he was talking about flirting with a man in Oakleys and a bucket hat

let the record reflect that the stenographer is dead.
shit. wait.

I’m trying to start a cheese based cult I envisioned in a dream

Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit

Scalding

🫶🏻

if you’re bisexual is it sex twice a week or every 2 weeks I always forget

[having sex] okay now let's do a silly one

So full of microplastics I sneezed out a credit card that I'm not even be approved for.

Being gay isn’t a choice, you take a buzzfeed quiz when you’re 16 that says you’re gay and go from there

Happy Pride Month to some of the most sickening 2SLGBTQIA+ shitposters on Bsky! Follow one, follow all, or just reskeet for support!

I like my survival chances of being hunted by rich people for sport a lot more than whatever they’re doing to the country right now

I’m raising an AI resistance army of Ask Jeeves bots

girl math is for amateurs. I’m practicing girl law (stealing things)

Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit

The hole in the bathroom stall is so you can share secrets

I hope to own a home one day not as a measure of success but to haunt

Weddings are circuit parties for straight people

*slides into dms* *keeps sliding* *slides off a cliff* *successfully avoids rejection*

Larping soup in the hot tub

a simple and easy way to turn invisible is age

is a spiderweb the spider’s house or restaurant