Servia Plath

The Radical Left Democrats shut down Spirit Halloween on November 1st

Starting to develop a pavlovian response [violent retching] to the word unprecedented

Government shutdown? More like government shut up AM I RIGHT FELLAS HAHAH PLEASE WE’VE SUFFERED ENOUGH

I love telling people in their 20s that I’ve lived many lives like a melancholic vampire

Pete Hegseth would rather make everyone in the military be beardless, skinny, and spiteful than just admit he’s into twinks

truth or dare or a secret third thing

Invite your crush over and trap them in a magic painting

Those are my tears chat

The c in scent is quiet today. Too quiet.

I’ve decided I want to go with the traditional approach and have my skeleton turned into a xylophone after I die

you should probably clean up all this existential dread, we’ve got company coming over later

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Took a vow to be mediocre.

petition to get more people to agree with me

Call your senator and crawl out of their phone like Samara from The Ring

Me in the glow of Roku City

Those aren’t dirty dishes in my sink that’s A.I.

Bella from Twilight sitting at her desk

It’s when I reach my peak

Hot people are now banned sorry hot people kick rocks

Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised

Okay I’ll bite what’s a gym?

My self-care is sitting on the edge of my bed wrapped in towels for 45 minutes air drying like a sad gargoyle

I would like a stick of TUMS where I could whittle a little slice.

Im gay because my mom drank vodka sodas while she was pregnant

this will start a movement