Paul Cockerton

It's been one of those days.

"Do you think I meant country matters?"

"oh I was just having a bit of fun" says the presenter

Sitting on a traffic awareness course. Credibility instantly 'crashed' as presenter asks us to support petition to raise a maximum speed limit as 'slow speed limits kill people'

You couldn't make it up, eh, @TTCGroupUK

https://www.irishtimes.com/technology/2023/08/17/limbo-no-calorie-counting-just-gentle-nudges-into-healthier-eating-habits/

If you've ever wanted a way to lose weight without counting calories. And (shock) perhaps eating more of the (right) food that works for you.

Thanks @ciaraobrien for an amazing write up of @LimboRevolution...

Dedicated. Passionate. Skilful. Resourceful. Level headed. Clinical. Attacking. Strong. Tactical. Creative…

And winning

#Lionesses #FIFAWomensWorldCup #FIFAWomensWorldCup2023

So the Telegraph sent out an alert with the heading

“England Women are not nice, but they are winners”

Imagine substituting the word “men” into that sentence. Would it ever happen?

I’ve better words to address these incredible athletes.

/1

Yessssssssss. #ENGNGA

Penalties in Brisbane. I’m hiding behind a cushion. #ENGNGA

"We’re (moving Evernote to Italy)... to make the most of the Bending Spoons employer brand, which is extremely strong in Europe."

er... anyone hear of them?

This evening, I was shocked, entertained, moved and inspired by the truly groundbreaking musical @strangeloopldn at @barbicancentre. What a performance and what performers.

This is the show of the decade. A must see. Get tickets.

🙌🏼

#astrangeloop

@AvivaUK I want to say how impressed I was today with a sales call - with your rep Ainsley Milne. He made me want to sign up even before I heard the price - and that was even a good surprise compared to a previous quote. Personal, likeable, efficient, easy to understand 10/10.

Terminale Results day for our daughter as she gets her OIB / BAC results. We have faith in @LyceeChurchill as they’ve looked after all the kids perfectly.

Nervous, moi?

In a simulation staged by the US military, an air force drone controlled by AI killed its operator to prevent it from interfering with its efforts to achieve its mission

AI used “highly unexpected strategies to achieve its goal” in the simulated test, said the man in charge.

I think I’m even more shocked now to find out this is vegan.

As @waitrose don’t have egg in their spaghetti!!

Perhaps someone could gently explain to @waitrose what vegan is:

#mammamia

Slightly sore head from celebrating eldest daughters first grades in her OIB BAC, which were streets beyond what Uni's have asked her to get in conditionals.

Still, another 6 exams to go. I don't remember A levels being this stressful

Devastated. Always thought @Citymapper could do no wrong. Paddington to Sloane Sq via a Hammersmith train?

How cold showers can burn fat https://www.limborevolution.com/blog/how-cold-showers-burn-fat via @LimboRevolution

C S Lewis

“If (people) had postponed the search for knowledge and beauty until they were secure, the search would never have begun”

Hilarious exchange on @BBCRadio4 this morning. Sir Howard Davies on governments efforts to bring people back to work

“Glad the BBC has done their bit by brining Gary Lineker back”

#ukbudget

SVB CEO Greg to everyone on Thursday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR0lOtdvqyg

Impressive #FastFood30 insight from @litonali / @LimboRevolution

Can you lose weight eating fast food? https://youtu.be/z0nr-SDGnCA

Phew. Banking regulators said Sunday evening that depositors at Silicon Valley Bank, which was shuttered Friday, would have access to their funds Monday, putting to rest fears that startups would struggle to pay their employees this week.

SVB's collapse on Friday was the biggest American bank to fail since the collapse of Washington Mutual / Lehman Brothers / Bear Stearns in 2008...followed by a systemwide failure.

Bear much?

Wait. Is it to do with balls? Can I apply? Can I present? How do you use this thing that makes sounds when I rest my paws on it?

#MOTD #woof #boxerdogs

This was a jukebox classic when I was at Uni - your 10p lasted a loooong time (that and desolation row)

RIP Gary Rossington

https://youtu.be/0LwcvjNJTuM

Try and explain to someone how a five day match can be decided on one run.

That’s the magic of #TestCricket

You know it's almost that time of year when every business emails you asking you whether you want to hear about Mothers Day.

#metamarketing

What an epic video. Happy Friday everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8