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@salsanoodles.bsky.social

28 | She/they | Neurodivergent | Gamer | TTRPG Enjoyer | Lover of Fictional Characters | Dragon Age, ATLA, FF7 & Star Wars | #1 Jeremy Swayman Defender MDNI. If you know me in person be wary, this is where my hyper-fixations live

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CR Campaign 4 episode 1 was absolutely incredible. The entire cast has amazing chemistry and theyโ€™ve set up a great way to make sure theyโ€™re all connected somehow. How are critters finding ways to complain about this season still ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Some of you are way too critical of Aabria soecifically ๐Ÿ‘€

07.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Twig legs

Twig legs

06.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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October 4, 2005

20 years ago today, BioWare revealed their next-gen RPG 'Project SFX', officially titled Mass Effect at Xbox's X05 event in Amsterdam.

It also gave us our first look at Commander Shepard's original model.

#MassEffect

04.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 284    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

I know some Bruins fans are still salty about it Swaymanโ€™s contract, but sheeshโ€ฆ it could be worse. Shesterkin seems to really be struggling lately.

04.10.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey @samriegel.bsky.social? I love you. I fucking love you, man. This is the best long-form piece of comedy to ever exist.

(Critical Role 1x01, 2x01, 3x01, 4x01)

#criticalrole #criticalrolespoilers #committothebit

03.10.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 185    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

What an absolutely insane way to start Campaign 4 holy shit

03.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright so theres a valid DAV crit going around- and im not trying to squash that- but I wanted to give some โœจContextโœจ on why some things are the way they are because sometimes people have legal obligations.

Some of this is already known if you look, but I dont know how public. So lets talk

PULP๐Ÿงต

29.09.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 198    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

29.09.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33619    ๐Ÿ” 11015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 554    ๐Ÿ“Œ 509
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the god of rebellion, circa 2010

A gift for @luzial.bsky.social and her newest one shot: Geltberg ๐Ÿชฉ

#solas #modernau

archiveofourown.org/works/67386617

12.07.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 201    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Ok that shorthanded goal was zesty as hell

24.09.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve got a feeling that itโ€™s be another long year for Jeremy Swayman and Joonas Korpisalo

24.09.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Foxing was the last band I saw live before the pandemic, and Twenty One Pilots is the first I saw when I was comfortable going into big crowds again.
Foxing is going on haitus at the end of the year and Twenty One Pilots doesnโ€™t plan on touring again any time soon after the Breach tour.

23.09.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s really weird how family members think they have the understanding and authority to tell US about our own experiences.

23.09.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok Iโ€™ve seen enough bring in all Bruins defense into preseason ASAP and get them used to the new systems as an entire unit.

21.09.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just kidding I got it to work finally and now weโ€™re so back (at 5PM EST)

21.09.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hockey preseason starts today and NESNโ€™s stupid subscription service wonโ€™t take my stupid money so I might MISS IT because of this stupid broadcasting serviceโ€™s stupid shitty app.

21.09.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

18.09.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33508    ๐Ÿ” 7622    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 700    ๐Ÿ“Œ 264
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Itโ€™s almost hockey season!!!!

19.09.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twenty One Pilots - City Walls

17.09.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The baby is eepy and needs to sleepy

17.09.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been crying listening to Breach for the last 5 days. Really feels like this album is a gift to the Clique ๐Ÿ˜ญ

17.09.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love using my art program to do shitpost ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚

16.09.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alistair Theirin ๐Ÿ’“
#dragonage

13.09.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI always knew that Clancy would become a Bishopโ€, I scream as they drag me to the asylum.

13.09.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿค”

12.09.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see people are being weird about solavellan again

Listen, as much as it wasn't my fave DAI romance, the fact of the matter is that solavellan is the only DAI romance that didn't have a conclusion to it. They deserved to have their story concluded in DAV whether you liked the romance or not.

12.09.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œOne more day until Breach drops and less than 2 more weeks until hockey preseason startsโ€, I chant to myself through tears as I near the end of another week from hell

11.09.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

10.09.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10949    ๐Ÿ” 3343    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

"You don't look sick. "

Yay. You've cured me!

11.09.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 183    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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