Jay…MF…Kay

It’s maddening that people making $80k a year are the ones donating food so people making $20k a year can eat, while the people making $32 million a year get tax cuts to pay for $10k a night hotel in Bali.

AS. HELL. 5’1”. 100lbs. Literally eating her weight in food every single week.

I bought a 2018 Acura RDX on 2021 during COVID. I’m riding that bitch until the wheels literally fall off.

😂😂😂 Teenagers so damn greedy! I was so glad I had a daughter until I realized her ass ate as much as a grown man.

You gone finish the story? I’m trying to understand what he did wrong.

I really need you, Democratic Socialists, to stop trying to educate Blacks about the Black Panther Party being socialist.

Every time you wanna race into our comment sections with a 'Captain Obvious' history lesson. Plus, y'all don't like to talk about the bastardization of the BPP policies.

When I found out what it meant, I was so pissed off. Like WTF do you mean we got our own snow?!?!

We got to make a character in art therapy yesterday. Who’s better than the Princess of Halloween?

Or lake effect snow. Ain’t snowing nowhere else in the country except here. 💪🏾

White people are so fucking annoying.

Agreed! Taraji clowning around as Janet Jackson might be the only exception because she cut up.

Ya’ll remember back in the day when men used to be fine?

Ronnie
Bobby
Ricky
Mike
Ralph

I’m the lightskinned girl version of my daddy.

I knew you were gonna feel this one.

Y’all remember when Daenerys came to Cersei and told her if they dont all link up the White Walkers were gonna kill everybody and Cersei was like, well I live way down south chile so I dont know whatchall gon do but Im going home? That was Election Night 2024.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER!!!! Love you La La La!!! @lontier.blacksky.app

Didn’t y’all help me choose a soccer team before? I forgot who I’m supposed to be fanning.

I thought we discussed and settled this on Twitter in 2017.

I don’t know how I thought Cologuard would work but I probably should’ve read the directions online before I ordered my kit. Quite the adventure.

i mean, there’s money and percentages involved…we should’ve all expected confusion and delusion. 🤣

innumeracy is in even more dire straits than illiteracy in this country.

If you plan to help out the hungry, do so without a camera.

i wanna lose about 20 lbs so i don't have to buy new clothes. but i also don't want to exercise.

Surely, there is some compromise.

“Lil Kim sure to bring the nuts outcha. Imagine me sucking blood outcha.”

Not much sugarcoating there, champ.

Jay came up during the real battle rap era. He could make up 5 of the 20 and we’d have 5 new hits. These children are so lost.

Now baby, what does knowing you in real life have to do with anything?

I AM aware that your generation does not know what freestyle means and they were eating tide pods.

Folks said Dipset had more hits too and yet

Drake couldn’t touch the hem of Jay Z’s Girbauds. Drake is not a lyricist. He makes music to make the bitches dance. He makes music for suburban teenagers. I’m mad I’m even discussing him.

This is the same generation that thinks freestyle means rapping a prewritten song to a different beat. We gotta leave the tide pod babies alone.

The casting is so perfect. You’ll love it.