gun mario

#poop

I have issues…

I’m running away from home tonight.

I woke up this morning and cried because I’m ugly.

I hate my therapist.

Comply with my demands.

I’m this many years old ✋✌️

Just got my first Boner.

You always hear about people GIVING birth but never about people TAKING birth, like where is all the birth going?

Any emos want to be my friend?

Guess who just made like thirty FUCKING dollars dude holy shit I’m winning so HARDDDD DUDE!!!!!!!!

Just found out I’m pregnant. Gonna have a drink right now to chill out.

If Eminem was named Feminem then the song Venom would be about her discharge.

Man, fuck this fish.

My fat brother Tyler eats ten thousand of these for every breakfast lunch and dinner.

Your honor I plead “not guilty but I see where you’re coming from.”

Does this app allow twerking videos?

Have y’all heard of anime?

Maybe I should actually start posting stuff here…

Hawk tuah.

Kill.

Fart.

Hello Bluesky.

Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate.

I think Elon Musk would be a great CEO for Bluesky.

I’m wearing pants right now… APRIL FOOLS!!

Fuck.

Good afternoon everyone! You hurt me.

I’m hosting a $20 giveaway soon.