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Taylor Swift's continued partnership with Target is honestly disappointing, especially since she could have easily made a special Indie record store variant. (Honestly I've always been disappointed in these rollouts focusing her store and Target instead of local businesses).

I just want to do my fucking job.

I have linen taste on a polyester budget.

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St. Paul Gold Line, ily. I wish you were a light rail, but I still love you.

I've hit the point in complaining about my job where people only ask, "Are you applying places?" Which I hate because I just want to bitch about my job, not find a whole new one.

I'm being a real bitch at work today and I'm not sorry about it.

If I have to get back on birth control because of my stupid depression giving me a big case of the pms sads, I'm going to McFreaking lose it.

@geo-tool.bsky.social it u

I swear to god if we go to war because Trump keeps talking about how he wants Canada and Greenland, I'm going to cease to exist.

The vibe today

Watching The Newsroom gets more and more bleak every year.

AMKE be like

I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

Sabrina Carpenter and Paul Simon

Garfunkel looks good.

The Joann Fabrics I go to is one of the ones that is closing, and I truly don't know how to handle it.

gritty has seized control of the federal government

If we have to have a dictator, I want it to be Gritty.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

i wasn't built to work i was built to dilly dally and eat bottomless fries.

The intro to vroom vroom by Charli Xcx is what plays in the mind of all gay people when they're walking fast enough to beat the Google maps arrival time estimate.

Three cats, two gray, one orange, sitting on a quilt covered bed

Family photo of my girlies (and Pouncer) to brighten someone's day.
#catsky #cats

I did the scary thing and called my representatives about Elon Musk. It doesn't make me magically feel better, but it feels nice to do a little thing against all of the everything.

Me when I see Giancarlo Esposito in something: "Hey, Giancarlo Esposito is in this."

Stephanie Hsu should be in everything.

Truly unfair that I don't have the money to go get a little treat (with a monetary value of 20-50 dollars)

I gotta fix up my discover tab because Bluesky is showing me sports things with absolutely zero context for the sport being played. Is it soccer? Is it wrestling? Who knows! Certainly not me.

I just demolished some taco bell, so I support you also getting taco bell. You deserve it.

Night shift came up on shuffle, you know what that means. Time to play it on repeat and scream-cry in the Taco Bell Drive-thru.