*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES*

Im doing college online and the one deciding factor between taking a language I took two years of in school and one I know dogshit about was that one has assigned log in times and live tests. How is that an asynchronous remote class?? I have a full time job and a life!!! anyway I’m not takin german

#onepiece1165spoilers #onepiecemangaspoilers
#OnePiece1165

IM FUCKING SOBBING????!???
GOD OF FIRE ACE

I m
My boy…..

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Remember our mantra:

Don't Engage, Just Block.

thank you to fanfic dot net authors pre-2012 purge who were always recommending fuckin banger songs every chapter thank you for your service 🫡 I would not be who I am today without u

*signing for a package at work*
me:“Asquiggle”
driver: Oh you’re Asquiggle!
me: Oh am I famous or something?
driver: actually, kinda yeah
me: 😶

RT RT RT RT RT!

YouTube video by Polygon Monster Factory: Training a Perfect Super-Athlete in Wii Sports Resort

Turbovicki finally defeated her foe

youtu.be/m5qOd6-yT8s?...

THANK FUCK

ON THE LITERAL EVE OF A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST MAYOR BEING ELECTED, ANNA WINTOUR KILLS PROGRESSIVE AND PROFITABLE TEEN VOGUE POLITICS DESK WHICH HAD JUST INTERVIEWED HIM

*That’s* the headline.

(Unfortunately there’s hardly any news outlet left to run it 😭)

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

the orcas have been too quiet as of late i hope they’re plotting something good

I don’t even care about my birthday THANKS TO HER but I get shit like this from her monthly. Handwritten guilt trippy and woe is me letters and notes and shit uhhh MA’AM I (unfortunately) STILL LIVE WITH YOU! I AM 15 FEET AWAY!!

my j*hovahs witness mom writing me this letter on my birthday and saying “I would love to be closer to you if ever there was a chance.”
And whose fault is that? Are you trying to guilt trip me on my birthday? that you can’t celebrate bc some guy made up a bs religion in the 1870s and u fell for it??

Feast for 10

In light of the cut to SNAP this coming month, I'd like to share that Aldi grocery stores have a "Feast for 10" deal for $40 until 12/24. It includes everything for making turkey, sides, and dessert.

www.aldi.us/products/tha...

I’m taking so long to progress the plot in ZA bc I keep spending all my money on clothes and then have to go earn more money for clothes then I spend all my mo—

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen #LegendsZA #PokemonZA

As you may have noticed, white supremacists want to stop the influx of hardworking young people (aka immigration) while somehow forcing white women to have lots more babies to compensate, but they refuse to make having kids more affordable and less arduous an experience.

ngl all these tasks require friends I just reinstalled last month waaaaaa
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 966883454805

Keys to the office? Check! ✅
Sworn in as Congresswoman? Not quite 🙅🏻‍♂️

Rep. AOC: Republicans want to sign on 1 extra year of these ACA subsidies. Why? Midterm elections. They want to extend the subsidies just 1 year so people don't realize the dupe they're pulling on everyone, so that they can all reelect themselves and allow them to expire when they win reelection

Sen. Sanders: Where are your Republican colleagues tonight?

Rep. AOC: That's an excellent question. House and Senate Democrats are in Washington DC. The only people who aren't in DC are the 200 elected Republicans in the House because Mike Johnson refuses to call the House into session

I found seemingly the perfect article for my paper and ITS ALL IN KOREAN!! THE FIRST PAGE IS IN ENGLISH AND ITS ALL IN KOREAN!!! Touché I guess… we deserve this.

I see protest discourse is hitting the feed again ahead of No Kings—idk man, go, don’t go,

…but if you do go make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing and if you don’t go, make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing

If you’re a Democrat thinking about a White House run, don’t show up unprepared. You need a plan people can believe in for fixing the gap between wages and the cost of housing, rent, and insurance for 21–35 year olds. Crack that problem, and you just might save the whole country.

Greta Thunberg has been detained in an Israeli cell infested with bedbugs and supplied with insufficient food and water, according to activists: "They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others."

if they do this to a public person, think about what they do to the ones we don't hear about

Something quick I made because I wanted to and because I'm still stuck drawing lmao
We need to keep up the good work and support our nsfw counterparts, sfw people !
#bskycensorship #meme

Graphic featuring a backdrop of a vibrant mountain landscape and a clear turquoise lake, with the following text: 'PUBLIC LANDS ARE FOR THE PEOPLE, NOT BILLIONAIRES'

Happy National Public Lands Day, America!

cannot believe in this the year 2025 I had a dream about someone I had A CRUSH ON IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
what the fuck I haven’t thought about this person in TEN YEARS