jack 🌌 (@bluexshift) — Bluesky Profile

2 weeks ago

Portrait of a cosplayer dressed as Camilla Hect

Camilla HECT 💜
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pics @bluexshift.bsky.social

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3 weeks ago

a group of friends sat around a table playing dnd

Palentine's Day DND game my beloved 🥰

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3 weeks ago

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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1 month ago

“Remember you’re the one who can fill the world with sunshine.”

Huge shoutout to Jack for helping me recreate the picture that I based my entire Snow White cosplay off 🥰

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
#SnowWhiteCosplay #DisneyCosplay #DisneyPrincess

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7 months ago

“Our fates are linked. I need you, you need me. It’s that simple.”

Happy 2nd birthday BG3!!! Thank u Larian and Neil for a game and character that changed my life and has helped me do so many cool things! 🥰

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
#BaldursGate3 #BG3 #Astarion #AstarionCosplay

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5 months ago

“Cool your jets. Just a little more, and you’re all wrapped up.”

Great news everyone: IT’S FAT BEAR WEEK AT LAST 🥰👻🐻

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
#KarlHeisenbergCosplay #ResidentEvilCosplay #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilVillage #KarlHeisenberg #FatBearWeek

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4 months ago

“I have everything under control.”

I do not post Wanda on here enough when I LOVE wearing her I cannot wait for Halloween 👻

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
#ScarletWitch #ScarletWitchCosplay #WandaMaximoff #MarvelCosplay

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6 months ago

someone grant me the strength to open lightroom pls

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8 months ago

sorry i just repost stuff on this account rip

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8 months ago

Cosplayers dressed as 'Dulcinea' and Gideon from Gideon the Ninth.

💀💕 LA BELLE DAME SANS MERCI 💕💀

Gideon is my beautiful gf @/rascalrabbit_wigs
'Dulcinea' is me
Pic by @bluexshift.bsky.social

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9 months ago

“There ain’t another rig that’s even half as big.”

Sorry was listening to pumping iron and it got me thinking about ✨him✨ Heisenberg in the steelworks was such a slay

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
#KarlHeisenberg #ResidentEvilVillage #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilCosplay

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9 months ago

“I wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me.”

god I loved recreating the eras tour ‘lunge’ as Wanda it felt very cool

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
#ScarletWitchCosplay #ScarletWitch #WandaMaximoff #MarvelCosplay

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9 months ago

“After this I shall think nothing of falling down the stairs.”

Me falling into a false sense of security that I’ve got everything ready for @animeconuk.bsky.social with still over a week to go 👀

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
#AliceInWonderlandCosplay #AliceInWonderland #AnimeConUK #DisneyCosplay

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9 months ago

“Now that I’m here, like a fish out of water!”

ohhh I’m so excited for my princessy weekends coming up!

Eric and photography by @bluexshift.bsky.social (w support from @jayesixx.bsky.social)
#TheLittleMermaid #ArielCosplay #DisneyCosplay

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1 year ago

“This is me being reasonable.”

Oh SO excited to wear Wanda again on Saturday I love evil women

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
#ScarletWitch #ScarletWitchCosplay #WandaMaximoff #MarvelCosplay

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10 months ago

We are valorant.

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
Sage: @jayesixx.bsky.social
KJ: @devileah.bsky.social
Jett: Me!

#valorant #valorantcosplay

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10 months ago

“I won’t run.”

Jack absolute DEVOURS every shoot w do but this Ashley is a favourite, I was a lil self conscious in her but these turned out AMAZING - if resident evil is looking for a live action Ashley then hmu 👀😈

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social

#ResidentEvilCosplay #ResidentEvil4 #RE4 #AshleyGraham

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1 year ago

Photo of Nona from the Locked Tomb Series walking towards the camera

I love cosplaying Nona so much, there's a specific joy this costume brings me which is so hard to replicate 🥺💕 (ty @bluexshift.bsky.social for the pic)

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1 year ago

this totally happened at canaan house, gideon just forgot to mention it x
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'Dulcinea' is me
Gideon is my beautiful girlfriend @/rascalrabbit_wigs
Pic by @bluexshift.bsky.social

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1 year ago

Cosplay photo of Dame Aylin from Baldur’s Gate 3. Kneeling on the ground with clenched fists in ragged clothes. Darkly lit with purple light and a slight highlight of light over the face that looks angrily up off to the side

Cosplay photo of Dame Aylin from Baldur’s Gate 3. Mostly shadowed, kneeling on the ground, arms out palms up to the sides, a white spotlight highlights her face and the gold kintsugi cracks across her skin. She’s looking up into the light

I absolutely adore Dame Aylin but knew I didn’t have time to do her armour any time soon, but since I could use my own hair I speed build her prison fit in 3 and a bit evenings for MCM and then got these stunning shots in Gloucester prison later

📸 @bluexshift.bsky.social

#bg3 #cosplay #dameaylin

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1 year ago

Camilla Hect gently holding onto a skeletal hand.

💀 The Warden's Hand 💀
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Camilla Hect: me
Photography: @bluexshift.bsky.social
Series: The Locked Tomb

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1 year ago

⬅️guy who worked an 11 hour shift today

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1 year ago

Omg since I've been yapping about #dragonage a LOT here I need to share these gems

HAWKE SIBLINGS (modern au) ❤️

Marian: me
Bethany: @devileah.bsky.social
Carver: @bluexshift.bsky.social
📷: @bluexshift.bsky.social

#cosplay

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1 year ago

Okay hi I'm gonna repost some old cosplay stuff here to start - here's me and my girlfriend as Gideon and Harrow (pic by @bluexshift.bsky.social) 💀💕

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1 year ago

A waist up photo of a Stella cosplayer from Spiritfarer. They're stood on a beach, with their back facing the camera, and they're looking up slightly so you can see the star shape of their hat

A close up, front facing photo of the Stella cosplayer stretching one hand up towards the sky and looking upwards towards it, similar to the lightning in a jar pose from the game.

A photo of the Stella cosplayer sitting on a rock, with their hands in their lap, smiling slightly. There are grassy hills visible in the background.

Stella is still sat on the rocks, but this photo is taken from behind showing the star shape of the hat and the sandy beach in the background

"You've never been alone."

throwback to this gorgeous beach shoot in Wales last year because I have Spiritfarer on the brain again (I literally have not played since before these were taken)

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social

#spiritfarer #cosplay @thunderlotus.bsky.social

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1 year ago

“Where to? I’ll be your escort this evening.”

The way we absolutely ate as Howl and Sophie 🥰

✨: @bluexshift.bsky.social
📸: @valfcos.bsky.social
#HowlsMovingCastle #SophieHatter #HowlPendragon

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1 year ago

caught up with arcane 😳

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1 year ago

I'm taking part in Gaza Winter Walk - Sponsor me! Help Collette Commodore raise money to support Muslim Hands

hey pals i’m taking part in the Gaza Winter Walk in December pls consider donating if you can!! www.justgiving.com/page/collett...

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2 years ago

Let’s take ibuprofen together

do u guys know I love astarion? I’m super subtle and chill about it I know

📸: @bluexshift.bsky.social
#Astarion #AstarionCosplay #BaldursGate3 #BG3

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2 years ago

speaking of being normal and chill about astarion 👀👀👀

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