Cranny the Entertainer crannyboy

Could be 10x interesting...

02.03.2026 02:12 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

From windows! To walls!

02.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They replaced Gym Carey with a body double yeah they totally would do that instead of just saying he died or something none of us give enough of a shit about him

01.03.2026 23:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tomorrow is no posts Monday 🙅‍♂️
No phone Monday

01.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Grow up

01.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not addicted to my phone I can quit whenever I want

01.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

You don't have "bones in your face" bro

01.03.2026 22:47 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

I wish I will meet a one thousand year old but I never fucking will just my luck

01.03.2026 22:46 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Me listening to "screaming music": do these guys ever shut the fuck up!

01.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That simple love

01.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The evil doctor will see you now

01.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

I have a crush on a malevolent being

01.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Wide eyed optimist looking for a sarcastic Sagittarius

28.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm basically part famous

28.02.2026 21:28 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I keep on calling people numb nuts to insult and degrade them

28.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah no shit numb nuts

28.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Chopped Unciverse

28.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We used to listen to water from the hose

28.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 62 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

Sounds good

28.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bunch of fucking freaks

28.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was curious about the world

28.02.2026 03:01 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I be swiping too fast like ope! There go the love of my life

28.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need a putrid stone

28.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

So we're just not supposed to call this goonbait??

28.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Bro quit goonbaiting and get in the damn car we're going to be late to our beloved friends funeral

28.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I have to call my dad to wish him happy birthday but I don't want to

28.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That lovely angel glow

28.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Someone named Fine Shyt is here to see you

28.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I just bore witness to God and his angels

28.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0

Are you Marty supreme or are you supremely Marty let me know in the comment section below this post

28.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Posts by Cranny the Entertainer (@crannyboy.bsky.social)