Cranny the Entertainer

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I want people to see cranny boy and think "oh he's still doing that huh "

Yes

I'm to old to not be in a long standing domestic partnership where we both agree we want to get married one day but don't have the time or means for it right now

Is true love the song of the summer?

The Weird A-Holes of Comedy

Any anime heads in my mentions? Y'all into that crazy shit?

There's a guy going around town today insisting he can tell everything about you by sniffing your nether regions and we're all pretty sure he's a dog that became human somehow but we can't prove it aaaand he's chasing a squirrel

I kinda want to bawl tonight awash in a strange unabating loneliness if thats alright

Vegetarians be like "don't start beef with me" as in, they don't partake in consumption of the meat

I want to get lit soon (playing, playing)

Be depressed af they said. It will be fun they said 😑

Let Me Win Your Money

It's easy to fly into outer space a caveman could do this shit you just need to press the big red button right here an-

saying something like smile amazing

It's chic to live in Minneapolis now

Did not need to see a ghost just now

There comes a time in every man's life when he has to go to the pedophile island

I can tell you're lying because your name is The Liar

Smile amazing

I've been watching mad men lately

Oh yeah thats a good television programme

Um what are you on about I meant the mad men who wander through my lawn at odd hours of the day or night 🤣

I'm weirdly attracted to Gods of Planet Earth

I'm going off grid to build a super suit

I started wearing hats because I needed more things to constantly adjust on my face

There needs to be a show named The Busy Adults about a group of friends who can never get together because of their schedules

Oh my gosh I just matched with him on Plenty of Crans

Could be 10x interesting...

From windows! To walls!

They replaced Gym Carey with a body double yeah they totally would do that instead of just saying he died or something none of us give enough of a shit about him

Tomorrow is no posts Monday 🙅‍♂️
No phone Monday