shitmouth shitjaws

holding doors for people is especially good when they're not paying attention. like surprise!! you dont have to get off your phone to open this one😉 youre welcome

I hold doors for men before they can hold them for me as a sort of sick mind-game power play

I just want yoaeaauuuü.... tuchin my faäueceeee..... look in mai ye eayiesss..... can you not sayayayayyy😫🎤

one of the few songs that could go hard on the annoying indie voice and id be like YES

if 4me 4me isn't on my wrapped ill be SHOCKED

every time I listen to sticky I recall when I was taking kaz and nix to Dallas and informed them that u can tell a car accident is fatal if they shut down the entire highway bc its technically a crime scene. and then I went ITS GETTING STICKYYYY bc the song was . on

1. "im a fish 🐟😀"
2. "or those women 🤓"
3. (and the best vocal stim) "IM A BONAFIDE FACE 🖐 SEAT 🪑 BOX 📦 MUNCHERRRRRRRR😋😋"

rah tah tah still the best song argue with a WALL

and if u think about it work IS a corrupting force. I got on energy drinks cuz of work. I got on coffee cuz of work. u never caught me drinking caffeine for gaming purposes. im just sayin

im so eleepy

I love being mildly evil to my friends . its why im alive

choppas fertile yeah they bussin⁉️😨

notif center deleting my shit cuz i accidentally swiped a notification .2 millimeters to the left

man no wonder I feel so miserable. its 55 fuckin degrees out👎👎👎👎👎

having mixed texture hair is crazy cus u get one or two bits of hair with the most gorgeous natural curl pattern ever seen and then the rest of ur hair looks like it got hit by a lawnmower

microdosing being a child of divorce by watching sterma and sterinny comps

u know what song he shouldve remixed tho? 777

"lost in the blue" in LYD and then "the treasure is in the blue" in MODUS AND ALSO smithereens being his blue album? this could mean something

lowk I need a deep dive on the lore cuz is the wanted woman in Glimpse of Us the same as the subject of Like You Do...... that kinda shit

I hope whoever joji wrote Like You Do about appreciates it cuz if I had a song this beautifully composed made about me Id cry

my pcp can suck it from the back but I would go to war for my eye doctor and dentist

I cannnotttt take the medasin remix of Will He seriously 😭 why are you bubblegum pop remixing the melancholy toxic breakup song bruh

they should legalize crop tops in the workplace already. mine are collecting dust

and abbadon gets away with a comedic level of demonic behavior because hes just a poor kid acting out :(( he lost his father dont you see :((( he should be allowed to burn a few effigies

haunted hotel 2nd season prediction: Kathy has to take abaddon around normal people and is really concerned until she tells someone that hes her nephew and theyre like "oh right.... his father committed suicide right? that must be so hard on such a young kid" and shes like. WELL YES (urethra!☝️)

📚 Paranatural UPDATE! Isabel and Isaac get along. www.paranatural.net/comic/chapte...

there was a piss me the fuck off competition today on my commute but im bodhisattva im tang sanzang im the personification of the peace sign

forgot about THE most annoying part about it getting colder which is static electric fucking hair GRRHRRRRR URRGGHHH

I LOVE DANIEL CAESAR new album in 15 days. Daniel caesar NEVER do anything problematic so help me god

23 years old doing post game stretches after a concert