the wicked witch of the midwest

Today we announced that we have secured $25 million in new funding led by Sequoia Capital and that Sequoia Managing Partner Roelof Botha has joined our board of directors.

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And Just Like That my show is coming back on May 29th!!!!!!

O👏🏻M👏🏻G👏🏻 People, binge season one before April 15th because season two is all I will be talking about! #TheValley

I hateeeeee this season sfm lol #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors

I need their seasons to get like eight episodes longer as long as they are this good 😭

Anyway they need to do at least two seasons of #RHOSLC per year. Excellent as always. 10/10 season.

I hate Lisa Barlow by the end of every season but I’m sure I will be under her spell again by summer #RHOSLC

THREE men entering the game?? #TheTraitorsUs #TheTraitors

The women, gay men, and Britney Spears’ ex-husband being the only ones willing to sacrifice themselves is truly the story of everything #TheTraitors

The fact that when I get home from Vegas tonight I’ll have new #RHOBH, #RHOSLC, #TheTraitors, AND #SouthernHospitality episodes to watch has me kicking my feet 🤭

My best friend is a manager for a ski resort and it’s a different type of visa, but yes. The ski towns have little housing and it’s hard to find year around work that can afford the cost of living there. Ppl will quit jobs and move home bc they can’t find/afford housing. It’s a mess.

RHOC > RHONY > RHOSLC > RHOP > RHOM > RHOBH > RHOA > RHONJ > RHODubai

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

This drag queen just walked over to the DJ in the middle of her song and said she hit her energy limit and to cut the song 😭

I need companies to start giving me the option to pay extra to not ship my package w/ USPS during the holidays. The tracking info is always like “We will get it to you when we get it to you and don’t ask questions ❤️”

In addition to the Photos app, they need to put the Emojis back the way they were too

I need these collabs on streaming immediately !!!

I think Angie is my favorite housewife of all time after tonight #RHOSLC

#SpotifyWrapped

We have already seen the full spectrum of what Mia has to offer as a housewife and she is cheapening the show #RHOP

Show me the women who raised you

SHE SAID IF YOU CARE TO FIND HER LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!

Kegon loves to do this thing where we are both up looking for something (usually the remote) for five minutes and then he goes “omg it’s in my pocket!”

Just saw Wicked again and I have soooo much beef with Elphaba’s raggedy ass sister omg y’all I do not like her

a woman in a wheelchair is sitting in front of a large group of people . ALT: a woman in a wheelchair is sitting in front of a large group of people .

Kegon told me that his family serves tuna casserole on Thanksgiving and I immediately started plotting how to get out of attending.

Thankfully he was kidding.

God, everyone that works at Pitchfork is truly a contrarian loser huh?

That needs to be the last performance of Ashley’s we see on #RHOP

Looking for a cute #TaylorSwift ornament because this just is not going to cut it lmaoooo

I need to see Wicked again this weekend I fear