Avvy Mouse

She is just so excited :3

Bend over for her :3

⚠️ system_malfunction

One hell of a friendsgiving this year!!

My form of conedy is just playing the word association game regardless of context.
Hand me a spoon? "Only a spoonful"
Crazy? "I was crazy once.."
Somebody? "Once told me.."

With the economy in shambles and housing prices rising, im glad i get to live rent free in transphobes heads at least

Was watching overlord and thought i'd hop on this trend from tiktok X3

Uhh, guess im 27 now.
Woo

I have strategically placed several white girl songs in my go fast playlist so that way i remember life is worth living and dont go too far

I may be a woman but damn do I want to just:

Do you think there are more Americans online who are fascinated by architecture because america barely had any interesting buildings in the average town beyond modern slab design #43

Just knowing that my Future wife and 2nd boyfriend are out there all alone without me just breaks my heart.

Wowie art is tough to learn huh.
I need to practice way more.

Yall better hope and pray my art doesn't improve cause I'm gonna make some weird shit

She call me the

How dare you ;w;

8 up front,
Until they figure out I'm a cinnamon roll and i drop to a 2

Do you think they'll let me sell one of my organs to pay for bottom surgery?
And if so can they do it in the same procedure?

The only good thing I got out of for honor was my unhealthy obsession with women who can kill me.

Update: Second call from doctor, he said I girl bossed hard enough that t blockers arent necessary cause I have crazy low T in my body rn and I don't need spiro

I'm gonna make a game where its a fantasy setting, everything is completely normal and avg. For honor type vibes. Except the male and female armors are swapped and it is NEVER mentioned. Men in the shuttles bikini mail imaginable and women being walking fortresses. Donations welcome

They should turn Psych wards into pet adoption centers. List their mental illnesses so I can find the perfect catgirl/dogboy/etc pet to match my personality

I girl bossed too hard and now my e levels are 4x what they should be ;-;

Spending all day at the bad computer doing boring things just to go home to the good computer with the funny things

I wish my cats knew how much the little gay people on my phone love them

I wish my brother in law would stop sending me game invites to Facebook mobile games...

Idk if I'll ever play pokemon Z-A
But if I did this guys on my team for sure

Some of ya havent fukd your landlord before and it shows

I bet she can do some diabolical roundhouse kicks