Captain Gabriel Lorca

Ooooh he's gonna hate that.

Done and done.

@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social
Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...

Already taken care of.
[Mutters] Damn things...always getting in the way.

Says Mama's baby boy.

[Nods] Part of our duty to wrangle it in.

We'll drop it off at the closest sanctuary.

[Smirk] Gladly.

Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.

SPACE WHALE

I'll tell Mom!

Totally went offline.

Awwww, snookums!
Up for a run, later?

That was one time!
And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.

I have no problems, balancing.

I'm surprised he hasn't already!

You fucking idiot.

He's probably already on it!

[Laughs] He's putting on a show, that's for sure.

God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!

You mean like dumbass Alex walking along beams during a security gala....?

Recording in case you slip and break your ass.

That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!

[Groans, gagging]

At least your...[gags] organs are all internal.

Don't think Doc needs to know about this.

[Whimpers]

You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]

[Yelps, trying to zip himself up]

That's gonna require ice...

[Grunts, trying to squeeze into a proper blue one]

And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!

Dyed my fucking uniform red!!

What....the fuck...
This fuckery has Alex written all over it.

[Shrugs, smiling]

I have a short enough fuse.

Dare I say...I think he's worse than me.

[Rolls eyes, laughing] Bastard.