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...[sighs]

11.08.2025 22:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We were talking about his brother, though.

11.08.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

He's...quite the looker, that's for sure.

10.08.2025 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Don't ask....

10.08.2025 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see Captain Sexypants has managed to get his shirt off again...

28.07.2025 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[Eye twitches, grinning]

Save for the fact I have Hugh, I wouldn't mind climbing that shit-brick-house like an oak tree.

28.07.2025 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Imagine taking a hit from that...! Like getting hit by an earth truck.

That doesn't sound like a bad idea. Hugh's always saying I need to sleep more.

04.07.2025 10:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Not just that he's tall...man's arms are rhe size of my legs!

No doubt, I'll be a passout case before they start.

04.07.2025 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Maybe he doesn't know that much about Terrans. He'd have me fooled, that's for sure.

Man's huge...!

I second that idea.

04.07.2025 01:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

He's scarier than Terran Lorca.

Get a big guy like him glaring at you...I nearly shit myself.

The AC is on the fritz again.

04.07.2025 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

As if ONE grumpy Lorca wasn't enough...

His brother has just as bad a temper.

04.07.2025 00:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Full riot gear recommended.

27.06.2025 06:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blame Reno for that one. She's been trying to fix the issue with the replicator.

At least it wasn't mushy cold banana again.

26.06.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[Cranky]

Replicate an ice cream or something!

26.06.2025 12:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

In this heat, it's the one thing keeping me sane.

26.06.2025 05:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Already claimed, Commander.

Don't you dare steal my coffee!

25.06.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Yes it's hot.

Yes, Reno is working on it.

No, I don't know when the AC will be 100% functional. I have heat frustration and I WILL be a catty bitch if anyone else asks me an ETA!

24.06.2025 21:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I'd get the major lecture from Hugh if I did.

22.04.2025 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I....didn't mean it that way.

He's not someone I can just get past.

22.04.2025 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

//My notifications have been a little fucky, guys. Sorry about that.

22.04.2025 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got it. Tilly's stocking Engineering's replicators with energy drinks and espresso.

12.04.2025 18:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

He is...

True. I do still think he's an asshole.

12.04.2025 18:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[Nods] Notify command. I'll work through the night if I have to.

07.04.2025 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Even though he's...kind of a dick at times, I find myself calling him Daddy where he can't hear me.

07.04.2025 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I uh....I think this is one of those times where "Daddy" is the only appropriate thing to say.

18.03.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I know that look well.

18.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was almost ready to notify the Brass. This is bad. We have 8 cultivation bays, and a quarter of them are now screwed.

18.03.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

[Flustered, biting his lip. Trying to imagine that size]

....Damn!

18.03.2025 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Under B1, I'm suggesting "Burnham making the Captain burst a blood vessel or raising his blood pressure"

18.03.2025 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The lot with the fungus is gonna have to be terminated before it spreads.

The mutation, we could monitor and see what happens, for the sake of science.

18.03.2025 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

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