bweh .
26.06.2025 17:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@herosimulation.bsky.social
assistant-in-training to dr. bruce banner! delayed responses. be patient! thanks!
bweh .
26.06.2025 17:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe I should invest in a mug that says "no world-ending or intergalactic emergencies until I finish my coffee"...
26.06.2025 16:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Good morning, morning!
.... oh, uh. There's something blinking red on the lab monitors. That's no good.
It's.. it's still Sunday..
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Of course, go ahead! They're chocolate chip.
15.06.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I don't have parents, but what I do have is some freshly baked cookies for whoever wants 'em.
15.06.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Mmm? Is something wrong with that? I just thought it might be fun... I mean, you've cooked so much for me already, now I wanna make something for you, too.
15.06.2025 02:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I could say the same about you too, y'know.
But you already treat me all the time! How about I cook whatever you want for dinner instead, and we could do a trade?
You know, the beach that makes you old.
14.06.2025 22:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just wait until we go to the beach that makes you old.
14.06.2025 22:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well, it'd be a super long dream if you were!~
If you're okay with that, I don't really mind. I'll just make sure to wash my hands and the dishes after- oh, I can also handle cooking it too.
Yes, obviously? Hehe, you seemed so shocked. Did you think you were dreaming or something?
Well... I do like fish, but-.. what're you gonna eat, then?
What! I beg to differ after the other nightโ never mind.
Salmon? Sure, but.. aren't you allergic, or was that another seafood?
Hehe, I know, I know, I'm fully aware. I just wanted to see what your reaction would be, honestly.
Ooh, gotcha. Meal prep?
Hehehe, it was something I read in a book recently. It's supposed to be "sexy", hehe.
Hmm, are you planning to make egg salad?
@grrndoor.bsky.social
How's my untamed, wild nerd doing today~
"Truffle, soy sauce.. curry sauce.. hmm. I don't think we have any truffle sauce or extract, but I'll write this down to try maybe another time!"
13.06.2025 23:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh! What recipe do you recommend, then?
13.06.2025 23:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Sauces... usually people make it with mayo and mustard and some other ingredients, right?
13.06.2025 23:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"Cheddar.. alright, and I can add some of our tomatoes too. And for bread.. uh, people say you should toast them, usually..? Does that matter much?"
13.06.2025 23:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Let's see... I read that people recommend beef and pork for the patties, so I guess we should go with that? Mushrooms and caramelized onions would also be good.. but I'm a bit stumped on the kind of cheese to decide on.
13.06.2025 23:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Sure, sure! I haven't made any before, but surely it's pretty straight-forward, right? Just grilling the meat and assembling all the parts?
13.06.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I should try making burgers sometime...
13.06.2025 23:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I wonder if I count as a robot... robotic? Robot-adjacent? Robot-like?
13.06.2025 21:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Really? Okay, good. I was gonna try making some...
13.06.2025 19:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Possibly dumb question, but how hard is it to make crepes?
13.06.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Boner? I hardly know her! Wait, it's less funny if it makes sense...
12.06.2025 22:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think you should be seeing a therapist in general..
12.06.2025 06:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think I have a new question to ask my therapist this week...
12.06.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I- I mean, um- oh, gosh. I hope he'll be okay-! What a thing to say...
12.06.2025 05:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0