Starting to feel like by the end of the year I'll either break up with my girlfriend or kill myself...

My two favorite QBs are playing against each other and both kinda suck tonight 🤷🏽

“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &

The eagles/packers score being 0-0 at halftime is wild to me

I just want an adult pacifier that doesn't have all thoes beads and decorations on it

My favorite comfort movie is on YouTube and thank God because my aunt snapped the DVD in front of me when I was 10

So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.

I actually do think I peaked in college. Even if I go back to school it won't be as good as those first 4 undergrad years...

My main use of social media is just saying my random thoughts into this anonymous void where nobody knows or follows me

By the end of the year I'll be 24 but I'm actually still 16

I'm just waiting for survivor season 50

Everything I post tonight is a product of tequila and depression

Just found out that Cat Burns is on #traitorsuk so I will be tuning in

I don't think that they realize how much of my heart they still own

My Ghost Girl Micro-Fiction

I'm writing again...

Did a lot of side quests today but I can finally focus on the main one: rotting on the couch playing video games.

Recently found out that Dua Lipa is actually a literary scholar and now I have to stan her

Been in such a subby baby mood recently that I might just sleep with the next person that yells at me...

Did every straight man I know just wake up this morning horny??????

Everyone’s boycotting something lately. Conservatives rage at Netflix for old trans-inclusive shows, liberals cancel Disney+ over Kimmel, gamers dump Game Pass over price hikes. It shows how much people think “activism” just means withholding their wallet. Capitalism has captured even our dissent.

I've spent more of my post-grad life unemployed than I was promised...

I'm trying stop obsessing over this season of big brother but it was just so much to process

Wait why do I care most about Rachel unfollowing Keanu that breaks my heart a little

Apparently "Big Daddy Riv" was so out of pocket that everyone else had to change to match my energy

#BB27 Ashley has won BB27!

Ava for AFP? ##bb27

Are these videos AI 🤢 #BB27

Omg Vince's temper tantrum #bb27

a man with a beard wearing a shirt that says bb weather is being yelled at by a woman Alt: Victor on BB18 yelling HURRY UP

18 days until the end of #BB27
#BB27Countdown

This episode is a hard watch fr #bb27