Adam OM

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Unlike Zangief, she is both a bad person and a *bad* person

Wow, Chick-fil-A came out swinging with their Christmas decorations

Dick's gone limp

I was once told I lived in Loserville with a population of 1, which implies I was also the mayor. Even facing that level of mayoral incompetence I didn't move.

I tried suggesting my dog fly commercial instead of private, and he laughed me out of the room. Now I'm eating out of his bowl and he has claimed my room as his own.

I'd compromise only for the artist formerly known as Prince

Punks not dead, but it does get a lil' tummy ache when it has too much dairy

if kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

"I'm unfamiliar with the nuances of this issue, and will therefore abstain from adamantly taking a stand on it."

I did an experiment one day and asked people what the max danger threshold is where they'd still visit Jurassic Park. Honestly, if someone said I could go to real life Jurassic Park I'd do it in a heartbeat so long as the risk of dinosaurs breaking out was less than ~35%.

I don't think that's the type of flour Seal implored me to kiss

He's a triple-threat: shitty stroke game, shitty at car design, and shitty person

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He's targeting the voting bloc of Posh Spice's father

Idk but it's definitely something unhinged

I'm getting arrested for defaulting on loans. I'll happily take prison over what Tom Nook is gonna do to me otherwise

For the love of God can someone get him a "punctuation for dummies" book

I'm firmly in the "it's a mix of
'disingenuous' and 'callous'" camp

Oh no. What about the manatees

Every movie is an Easter movie if you're prone to hallucinating giant bunnies

It's in honor of Hot Cross Buns

As someone who has adhd, i can honestly say there is zero connection between adhd and the horrendous acts this person committed. And it's the height of disgusting to watch the media try and find some hidden meaning or cause. Sometimes, the answer is just "shitty person is shitty"

Maybe, just maybe, the fact he's a right wing MAGAt gun nut has something to do with it? Sometimes the answer is as simple as that

The only thing I agree with Trump on

Put an OG XBox with original Halo in each room, all hooked up for LAN capability, and I'm there

Bring a slip-n-slide.

That's not an innuendo.

Surprising absolutely no one

Y'all sleeping on the Simpsons

You mean the same fans who only realized last season that Homelander was the bad guy in The Boys???

Normally I'd agree, but I've also always been a strong advocate for Indiana needing to apologize for it's very existence so I'm torn.