These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
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every single day people lose their mind on here because they forget that sometimes people are just stupid
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
When your mom says you're too old to breastfeed.
A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
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Cancer: You will become famous for trying to prove that the San Diego Zoo’s camels will substitute for a tauntaun if the temperature drops.
Taurus: It's time to be concerned when the doctor asks you to disrobe so he can see your “wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Aries: Great news. Scientists will discover a new species of arthropod in your brain when your body is recovered from the Pit of Carkoon.
starting his work day
“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
The secret to a good day? Coffee, comfort shoes, and no drama.
