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Stewie in some ways but not all ways.

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These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se

29.11.2024 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1179    πŸ” 420    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 14

every single day people lose their mind on here because they forget that sometimes people are just stupid

11.05.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2764    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 18
A llama with a haircut only their mother would love.

A llama with a haircut only their mother would love.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.

11.05.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6
Marco Rubio sitting on a couch looking like a child

Marco Rubio sitting on a couch looking like a child

When your mom says you're too old to breastfeed.

01.03.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 7

A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
bsky.app/starter-pack...

14.11.2024 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 707    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 24

Cancer: You will become famous for trying to prove that the San Diego Zoo’s camels will substitute for a tauntaun if the temperature drops.

04.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8

Taurus: It's time to be concerned when the doctor asks you to disrobe so he can see your β€œwretched hive of scum and villainy."

04.05.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

Aries: Great news. Scientists will discover a new species of arthropod in your brain when your body is recovered from the Pit of Carkoon.

04.05.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
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starting his work day

10.05.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21135    πŸ” 4607    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 67

β€œAbolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is β€œprosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

09.05.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 44907    πŸ” 10144    πŸ’¬ 1399    πŸ“Œ 708

The secret to a good day? Coffee, comfort shoes, and no drama.

10.05.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 362    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

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