These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
29.11.2024 14:19 β π 1179 π 420 π¬ 135 π 14
every single day people lose their mind on here because they forget that sometimes people are just stupid
11.05.2025 14:33 β π 2764 π 273 π¬ 77 π 18
A llama with a haircut only their mother would love.
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who still cut their kid's hair.
11.05.2025 15:13 β π 427 π 47 π¬ 15 π 6
Marco Rubio sitting on a couch looking like a child
When your mom says you're too old to breastfeed.
01.03.2025 14:04 β π 469 π 94 π¬ 20 π 7
A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
bsky.app/starter-pack...
14.11.2024 16:42 β π 707 π 188 π¬ 41 π 24
Cancer: You will become famous for trying to prove that the San Diego Zooβs camels will substitute for a tauntaun if the temperature drops.
04.05.2025 17:32 β π 135 π 35 π¬ 0 π 8
Taurus: It's time to be concerned when the doctor asks you to disrobe so he can see your βwretched hive of scum and villainy."
04.05.2025 17:33 β π 209 π 34 π¬ 1 π 6
Aries: Great news. Scientists will discover a new species of arthropod in your brain when your body is recovered from the Pit of Carkoon.
04.05.2025 17:33 β π 130 π 26 π¬ 2 π 5
starting his work day
10.05.2025 00:11 β π 21135 π 4607 π¬ 130 π 67
βAbolish ICEβ is the moderate position. Radical is βprosecute every ICE employee under RICO.β
09.05.2025 23:19 β π 44907 π 10144 π¬ 1399 π 708
The secret to a good day? Coffee, comfort shoes, and no drama.
10.05.2025 13:47 β π 362 π 40 π¬ 16 π 1
SO MY TONGUE SHALL BECOME IRON AND MY WORDS THE MIGHTY ROAR OF WAR
UCLA Associate Professor, PhD Researcher of brains π§ (development, stem cells, neuroinflammation, autism, sensory processing, brain injury & repair)
Teacher of Neuroanatomy, Neurophilosophy (consciousness, cognitive science), & Stem Cell Biology
Polyamorous pansexual autistic antifa cis feminist dude who believes that BLM, the T belongs in LGBTQ, religion is poison, and conservatives are evil.
π΅πΈ π»πͺπ¨π©π³οΈβπ
BLACK β’ QUEER β’ NON-BINARY
If youβve made it this far, hit followπ€ͺ
β’ Pretend Political Punditπ¨π½βπΌ
β’ Certified BeyHive Member, lvlπ
β’ H-Town Hottie on the West Coast π«
β’ Keyboard Warrior π¦Έπ½ββοΈ
- I do have the time
- and I will go back and forth
Mother. Teacher. Dancer. Singer. Actor. Reader. Believer in Democracy and love for all of humanity.
9/11 Survivor - Never Trumper - Anti GQP - Permanently Banned by X - LET'S SAVE DEMOCRACY #BlueSky
#RESIST #BlueCrew
#NoKings
#FukDOGE
#FukPutin
#FukNazis
#FukTrump
#FukElonMuskRat
#FukTheReTrumplicans
#FukMAGA
#FukTrumpaganda
#FukTrumpTheChaosHole
UK-cit ES-res European, "dangerously continental". Federalist. en fr de ca es. #FBPE. M: @littlegravitas@c.im. lgrav24[a]privateum.net. βοΈ e2e π« 'crypto'! Signal via email. Kagi search. NO pointless arguments! NO DMs unless I know you. I mostly follow back.
Travel, Books, Retired educator, Scotophile, Anglophile, Texas Longhorns, Blue dot Dem, Outlander, Introvert, Genealogy, Quilting
Old tree hugging hippie. Body autonomy, LGBTQ, BLM, and some people would call me a feminist. π€£Oh, I also believe it's our responsibility to take care of the planet and animals on it. In case you didn't know what a treeπ¦ hugging hippie is.
libraries, makerspaces, cute aggression, poetry?
University of Arizona CATalyst Studios
Co-editor: Remaking the Library Makerspace (2020)
Science communication tramp.
Iβve been an informal science educator and vaccine advocate long enough to know that anti-science is not partisan.
People show us who they are by who they choose to represent them.
Full time wife and mother of 3. Part time accidental stream of consciousness comedian. Part time vocalist in my car and shower. Part time PC Gamer. No DMs
Lifelong singer, lover of all things New Orleans, proud Democrat
Nurse Practitioner, Blue dot in Deep South, Mom, lover of dogs, nature, photography. Hanging on to belief in humanity